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We are all Longhorns Today!!
Posted on 11/25/22 at 8:55 am
Posted on 11/25/22 at 8:55 am
Got my craft beer chilin' in the fridge, and super excited to watch Texas vs. Baylor at 11:00 am CST / 12:00 pm EST this Black Friday...
I'm thinking our mullet man is going to have one of his "on" QB days, as 'ol Sark will be runnin' up the score on those snake handlin' Wacko fundamentalists... It's likely Bijan's last regular season game too as a Longhorn, and I know he will want to flash his moves for all of those NFL scouts...
The brilliant game we'll have today will get those unsigned recruits rarin' to sign on that UT contract line, so 'ol Sark will be sure to have the talent he needs to play 'Bama the game they deserve at their house to start the '23 Fall season...
And so what if Kansas doesn't knock off K-State on Saturday. Even if we don't play for the B12 Championship, I'm so looking forward to the Cheese It bowl, and the glory that awaits us there...
Who is as happy as me today??
I'm thinking our mullet man is going to have one of his "on" QB days, as 'ol Sark will be runnin' up the score on those snake handlin' Wacko fundamentalists... It's likely Bijan's last regular season game too as a Longhorn, and I know he will want to flash his moves for all of those NFL scouts...
The brilliant game we'll have today will get those unsigned recruits rarin' to sign on that UT contract line, so 'ol Sark will be sure to have the talent he needs to play 'Bama the game they deserve at their house to start the '23 Fall season...
And so what if Kansas doesn't knock off K-State on Saturday. Even if we don't play for the B12 Championship, I'm so looking forward to the Cheese It bowl, and the glory that awaits us there...
Who is as happy as me today??
This post was edited on 11/25/22 at 8:59 am
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Posted on 11/25/22 at 8:57 am to Old School Tex
Nope.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 8:58 am to Old School Tex
Never
Posted on 11/25/22 at 8:58 am to Old School Tex
Hey you. Yea you. Sit the frick down and shut the frick up rookie.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 8:58 am to Old School Tex
Posted on 11/25/22 at 8:58 am to Old School Tex
I'll laugh if Baylor goes all rapey on the horns.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 8:58 am to Buster Womb
Negative ghost rider.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 8:59 am to Old School Tex
Naw....
Don't care
Don't care
Posted on 11/25/22 at 9:01 am to Old School Tex
This board will never agree to be Longhorns. Not a day that an Aggie would agree to this, not a century the Hogs would be agreeable, Alabama laughs in your general direction, LSU mumbles incorrectly but agrees that you should go frick yourselves, UGA doesn't even acknowledge your existence, the Mississippi school's outrage is too mispelled to read to you effectively, Tennessee is still complaining that you stole their initials, the rest don't actually count.
frick off Horn.
frick off Horn.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 9:02 am to blackrose890
Seethe
Posted on 11/25/22 at 9:03 am to Old School Tex
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Old School Tex
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craft beer
Something doesn't add up.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 9:04 am to blackrose890
Yeah, yeah, yeah... so will you be watching the game too, or waiting in the Wal-Mart parking lot line to buy mama that 4K big screen she's been wantin' for Christmas... ??
Posted on 11/25/22 at 9:08 am to blackrose890
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This board will never agree to be Longhorns. Not a day that an Aggie would agree to this, not a century the Hogs would be agreeable, Alabama laughs in your general direction, LSU mumbles incorrectly but agrees that you should go frick yourselves, UGA doesn't even acknowledge your existence, the Mississippi school's outrage is too mispelled to read to you effectively, Tennessee is still complaining that you stole their initials, the rest don't actually count.
frick off Horn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah... so be honest, will you be watching Texas vs. Baylor today, or will you be out standing in that Wal-Mart parking lot line waiting to buy that 4K big screen mama is makin' you get her for Christmas ???
This post was edited on 11/25/22 at 9:09 am
Posted on 11/25/22 at 9:09 am to Old School Tex
It would technically help Bama if you guys win.
And I still don't care. Feel free to lose badly. Meh.
And I still don't care. Feel free to lose badly. Meh.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 9:09 am to Old School Tex
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Old School Tex
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snake handlin' Wacko fundamentalists
Posted on 11/25/22 at 9:09 am to Old School Tex
Posted on 11/25/22 at 9:11 am to Hook Em Horns
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Hook Em Horns
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Hey you. Yea you. Sit the frick down and shut the frick up rookie.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 9:11 am to Nado Jenkins83
I'd rather watch the World Cup 
Posted on 11/25/22 at 9:11 am to Old School Tex
Aranda4Life
Posted on 11/25/22 at 9:12 am to Old School Tex
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We are all Longhorns Today!!
Idiot. Nobody here likes Texas.
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