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re: Watch the Aggie tadpole mature into an adult clown fish.

Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

The ring opens more doors than the degree, in my experience. It is how we recognize one of our own out in the wild.


what the frick does this even mean?
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37609 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:41 pm to
So I just watched the video....I am literally at a loss for words.....

Anywhere, Anyplace would be better than locked at fish camp with those brain washed dorks.....

Seriously, is it too late to rescind their SEC membership? That is just embarassing.
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:42 pm to
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what the frick does this even mean


I'm guessing some sort of all male eyes wide shut thing.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36603 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:42 pm to
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what the frick does this even mean?
it is aggie way of saying they have a strong alumni network
Posted by Texas Tea
Ags against the World
Member since Aug 2013
2242 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:42 pm to
Sort of
Posted by Ball Gravy
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2008
2985 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:43 pm to
I can certainly understand why A&M wouldn't be one's thing, whether you don't like Texas, don't care for the campus, don't care for the traditions (although you can ignore them), etc. etc.

But the one thing you listed...

quote:

But I'm an alcoholic sex addict, and I am perfectly happy where I am. I would be miserable at A&M.


This makes no sense. You just described almost every one of my friends at A&M (guy and girl).

I went to college for a good degree, booze, pussy and decent sports, much like most of you. Like I said, I can understand why a school doesn't fit your needs, but based off your framework, it doesn't jive. 58,000 people attend A&M and there is a greater variety of nightlife for all kinds than Oxford (I like Oxford, we just have a shite ton more bars), and plenty of warm, wet holes to stick your dick in at any time.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37609 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:43 pm to
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what the frick does this even mean?


Its an Aggie thing.,....you wouldn't understand
Posted by Texas Tea
Ags against the World
Member since Aug 2013
2242 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:44 pm to
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plenty of warm, wet holes to stick your dick in at any time


In before a glory hole joke.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36603 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:44 pm to
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plenty of warm, wet holes to stick your dick in at any time.


He clearly stated hetero
This post was edited on 11/6/13 at 3:45 pm
Posted by Harryk15
Member since Jan 2013
560 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:45 pm to
Damnit I've been hoping the Rant would never discover the douchiness that is Fish Camp, it was my greatest fear
Posted by Texas Tea
Ags against the World
Member since Aug 2013
2242 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:45 pm to
Embrace it.
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
10521 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:46 pm to
Finally!

And as has already been mentioned, you know a lot about Fish Camp.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:47 pm to
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Its an Aggie thing.,....you wouldn't understand



that goes without saying
Posted by Ball Gravy
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2008
2985 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:49 pm to
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He clearly stated hetero


Yeah, I saw it... the corps is only 2,000 kids out of 58,000.

Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:49 pm to
everything that i know about fish camp was on the "about us" section of the fish camp website.

if that's the kind of shite that goes on in the open, what kind of sadomasochistic loony tunes stuff goes on behind closed doors?
Posted by Texas Tea
Ags against the World
Member since Aug 2013
2242 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:50 pm to
Don't worry about it.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:51 pm to
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Yeah, I saw it... the corps is only 2,000 kids out of 58,000.


so you've got 2,000 boners with a shoe fetish and 56,000 boners that are too afraid to come out?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145132 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:53 pm to
no
Posted by Ball Gravy
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2008
2985 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:53 pm to
Bitch, please... Aggro got more snatch walking around than the total enrollment at Moo Skidmark U.

Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:57 pm to
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Aggro got more snatch walking around than the total enrollment at Moo Skidmark U.


bro did you even watch the video?

i'd rather take my chances with a goddamn glory hole than stick my dick anywhere near an aggy "girl."
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