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Posted on 9/4/15 at 4:37 pm to LC412000
OK, try this... "Corndoggie, barner, and Alabama fan in accident today."
Corndoggie jumped up and down, blamed the ref (policeman) and said it was because the police station was in Birmingham.
The barner jumped up and down and claimed it was because "we young paw but we fambly."
The Alabama fan surveyed the damage, got back in his Bentley, called his buddy at the police station in Birmingham, notified the baby sitter that little brother was having a tantrum again, and drove away to his meeting with Miley Cyrus, who had called and asked him to spank her again.
Corndoggie jumped up and down, blamed the ref (policeman) and said it was because the police station was in Birmingham.
The barner jumped up and down and claimed it was because "we young paw but we fambly."
The Alabama fan surveyed the damage, got back in his Bentley, called his buddy at the police station in Birmingham, notified the baby sitter that little brother was having a tantrum again, and drove away to his meeting with Miley Cyrus, who had called and asked him to spank her again.
Posted on 9/4/15 at 4:38 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Bet that didn't happen, you've impressed us all with your story though.
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