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Update on former Rant legends KSG, CNB, and now LewDawg, living off the grid

Posted on 9/28/23 at 5:16 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 5:16 am
KSG here, looking pretty healthy really




CNB here. Sad. He's unable and unwilling to own up to the disgrace his president has become. Probably also not ready to admit Beamer is headed to Virginia Tech. There is word that CNB somehow has figured out gaining internet connection on his compound, and some say he has "checked in recently"

Checked in for what? We don't know

Sad.





This was the last picture we know about of LewDawg










Ranters, if you see any of these guys, just sit quietly and softly tell them hello, as a friend would do. No sudden movements as to scare them off. Gain their trust, toss them a few beef jerkys maybe, lay down some liquor and back aways 20 feet or so and see if they approach the liquor

again, gaining their trust and working an angle like an anthropologist communicating with aborigines
Posted by Cheer
Member since Sep 2021
5254 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 5:22 am to
I just handed Lew a $5 bill at the off ramp of I-75 Exit 16 in Valdosta, Georgia. He's in good spirits, but needs dental work and your thoughts and prayers.
This post was edited on 9/28/23 at 5:56 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 5:28 am to
Looks like Joe Brady is tired of this fricking fake arse world as well


Good luck to Joe. Damnit we're losing all the good ones.


Posted by Freon
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Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 5:37 am to
Pretty sure I saw who I believe to be CNB engaging in a quite heated conversation with someone in the parking lot of Rush’s on garners ferry.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 5:39 am to
don't mind admitting this is me on my 3 acres out in Pea Ridge contemplating off the grid

it's not something you do all at once, you move into it slowly

and yes, that's piggilicious

This post was edited on 9/28/23 at 5:40 am
Posted by Hook Em Horns
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 5:46 am to
Always remember that CNB had sex with some fat Kentucky fan who posts here.
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 5:47 am to
quote:

just handed Lew a $5 bill at the office ramp of I-75 Exit 16 in Valdosta


You know that’s not enough to buy a days worth of Mr Boston.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:21 am to
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that's piggilicious
You damn homewrecker
Posted by Cheer
Member since Sep 2021
5254 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:33 am to
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You know that’s not enough to buy a days worth of Mr Boston.


I wasn't willing to pay the $10 he was charging for a blowjob
Posted by Captain Crown
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:42 am to
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:43 am to
quote:

wasn't willing to pay the $10 he was charging for a blowjob



Ten bucks for a gum job sounds like a deal to me.



Posted by Cheer
Member since Sep 2021
5254 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:52 am to
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Ten bucks for a gum job sounds like a deal to me.


He still has some razors dangling around in there. It ain't worth the associated risk, man.
This post was edited on 9/28/23 at 7:42 am
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
33063 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 7:01 am to
Damn, look at the shitter on that critter


This post was edited on 9/28/23 at 7:02 am
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 7:14 am to
I picture Lew like Julian from Less Than Zero.
Posted by dstone12
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 7:18 am to
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Always remember that CNB had sex with some fat Kentucky fan who posts here.


I was in the drunk tank in Myrtle beach, so I missed this story.

Can you tell me more?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35958 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:28 pm to
pretty sure Lew was Delta out of Bragg


His last name is Kurtz and he had achieved the rank of Colonel
Posted by Radio One
Garageland
Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:32 pm to
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I picture Lew like Julian from Less Than Zero.

A quarter century plus on the internet and this is very likely the first reference to “Less Than Zero” I’ve run across.

Well done, sir. Well done.
Posted by Bama Bird
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Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:45 pm to
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CNB


On the right

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 3:04 pm to
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Always remember that CNB had sex with some fat Kentucky fan who posts here.


That's no way to talk about BluegrassBelle.

LOL, wasn't her name CatFan(some number)?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54687 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 3:10 pm to
No meat on that plate and no fire beneath.

Poor HRV, a wildernesss life with a hottie but no man food.

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