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Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:31 pm to Bryant91092
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:31 pm to Bryant91092
Bryant what's your email?
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Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:32 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
I hear Kentucky has more moonshiners per capita than any place in the world. You Corn Crackers know how to take a useless crop like maize and make it into something worth consuming.
"My brother Bill runs a still on the hill
Where he turns out a gallon or two
And the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can not fly
Just from sniffing that good old mountain dew.
Chorus
They call it that good old mountan dew,
And them that refuse it are few.
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug
With that good old mountain dew.
My aunt Lucille had an automobile,
It ran on a gallon or two.
It didn't need no gas and it didn't need no oil,
It just ran on that good old mountain dew.
Repeat chorus
My uncle Mort, he is sawed off and short,
He measure 'bout four foot two,
But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint
Of that good old mountain dew.
Repeat chorus
Old Auntie June had a brand new perfume,
It had such a wonderful "pew"
But to her surprise, when she had it analyzed,
It was nothing but that good old mountain dew
Repeat chorus
I know a guy named Pete, his hair ain't so neat,
Though he fixes it with syrup and blue,
But it stays right in place when he uses just a trace
Of that good old mountain dew.
Repeat chorus
The preacher-he walked by, with a big tear in his eye
Said that his wife had the flu
And hadn't I ought just to give him a quart
Of that good old mountain dew
Repeat chorus
My uncle Klaus had a real mean old mouse
When they asked how it happened,
He said it was a lappin'
That good old mountain dew
Repeat chorus
There's an old hollow tree, just a little way from me
Where you lay down a dollar or two
If you hush up your mug, then they'll give you a jug
Of that good old mountain dew
Repeat chorus
You take a little trash and you mix it up with ash,
And you throw in the soul of a shoe,
Then you stir it awhile with an old rusty file,
And they call it that good old mountain dew.
Repeat chorus
During the last war, we couldn't get no more,
We didn't have no sugar for the dew
With a few old potaters and a few ripe tomaters,
We turned out some stuff, I'm tellin' you
Repeat chorus
Old Deacon Crane took a trip in the rain,
Said his wife had come down with the flu,
But she'll be all right if you give her a pint
Of that good old mountain dew.
Repeat chorus
Mr. Franklin Roosevelt, he told me how he felt
The day the old dry law went through:
If your likker's too red, it will swell up your head
Better stick to that good old mountain dew"
"My brother Bill runs a still on the hill
Where he turns out a gallon or two
And the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can not fly
Just from sniffing that good old mountain dew.
Chorus
They call it that good old mountan dew,
And them that refuse it are few.
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug
With that good old mountain dew.
My aunt Lucille had an automobile,
It ran on a gallon or two.
It didn't need no gas and it didn't need no oil,
It just ran on that good old mountain dew.
Repeat chorus
My uncle Mort, he is sawed off and short,
He measure 'bout four foot two,
But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint
Of that good old mountain dew.
Repeat chorus
Old Auntie June had a brand new perfume,
It had such a wonderful "pew"
But to her surprise, when she had it analyzed,
It was nothing but that good old mountain dew
Repeat chorus
I know a guy named Pete, his hair ain't so neat,
Though he fixes it with syrup and blue,
But it stays right in place when he uses just a trace
Of that good old mountain dew.
Repeat chorus
The preacher-he walked by, with a big tear in his eye
Said that his wife had the flu
And hadn't I ought just to give him a quart
Of that good old mountain dew
Repeat chorus
My uncle Klaus had a real mean old mouse
When they asked how it happened,
He said it was a lappin'
That good old mountain dew
Repeat chorus
There's an old hollow tree, just a little way from me
Where you lay down a dollar or two
If you hush up your mug, then they'll give you a jug
Of that good old mountain dew
Repeat chorus
You take a little trash and you mix it up with ash,
And you throw in the soul of a shoe,
Then you stir it awhile with an old rusty file,
And they call it that good old mountain dew.
Repeat chorus
During the last war, we couldn't get no more,
We didn't have no sugar for the dew
With a few old potaters and a few ripe tomaters,
We turned out some stuff, I'm tellin' you
Repeat chorus
Old Deacon Crane took a trip in the rain,
Said his wife had come down with the flu,
But she'll be all right if you give her a pint
Of that good old mountain dew.
Repeat chorus
Mr. Franklin Roosevelt, he told me how he felt
The day the old dry law went through:
If your likker's too red, it will swell up your head
Better stick to that good old mountain dew"
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:32 pm to BluegrassBelle
quote:
The Rivals Kentucky site for the bat shite crazy fans.
quote:
Bryant what's your email?
quote:
BluegrassBelle
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:33 pm to KaiserSoze99
quote:
You Corn Crackers
Who you calling cracker, uncle tom.
This post was edited on 2/20/13 at 2:34 pm
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:37 pm to BluegrassBelle
(no message)
This post was edited on 2/20/13 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:38 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
Belle doesn't subscribe to it.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:38 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
No, it's your Civil War Nickname.
Civil War Soldier Nicknames by State
Goobers
Gofers
Yellow Hammers
Cowboys
Ruffians
Hog Drovers
etc.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:40 pm to KaiserSoze99
quote:
KaiserSoze99
, I forgot about that thread. Thanks for the reminder. hhaa. 
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:41 pm to KaiserSoze99
I'm not a damned corn cracker. I'm not even from Kentucky. Guess I'm a Tobacco Worm, except that my family didn't fight for the south and didn't live in Virginia during the Civil War.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:44 pm to CatFan81
quote:
I'm not a damned corn cracker. I'm not even from Kentucky. Guess I'm a Tobacco Worm, except that my family didn't fight for the south and didn't live in Virginia during the Civil War.
I have family that faught in battle of New Orleans during the War of 1812. I have a hand writen letter saying they defeated the same british army that defeated Napolean at the battle of waterloo. The same guy that wrote the letter was blinded in the battle of knoxville. He was a baptist preacher before the war.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:53 pm to Bryant91092
Got ya.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:55 pm to CatFan81
That's alright. I have Hog Drover, Yellow Hammer, and Tiger ancestors. My great grandfather was a grandson of Texas German immigrants, so I still get to claim Cowboys.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:55 pm to BluegrassBelle
I haven't gotten anything 
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:56 pm to Bryant91092
I just sent it dork.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:57 pm to BluegrassBelle
Posted on 2/20/13 at 3:00 pm to CatFan81
I have an old subscription over there that an ex got me for Christmas one year and never cancelled. I've never posted on Rupp's Rafters though.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 7:04 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
quote:
Haven't drunk that crazy stuff since
You need to go down to eastern KY and get you some blackberry, blueberry, or honey shine. That stuff is pretty tasty!
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