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re: True story from yesterday

Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:36 am to
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Bama fans pretending that this isn't true makes the story funnier.



It's an interesting case study. The story is very plausible:

1) Eastern Europeans on the gulf coast - yes, every summer, tons
2) Bama fan in Wal Mart looking to assert Bama-ness - Obviously true
3) Bama fan struggling with literacy - Unquestioned
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:36 am to
Did the Bama fan think it said Alabama or

Is this the Bama fan that yells "roll tide" whenever they see a non-bama shirt (UT, Auburn, LSU, Albania, Germany, Manchester United)?
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51839 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:38 am to
quote:

Is this the Bama fan that yells "roll tide" whenever they see a non-bama shirt (UT, Auburn, LSU, Albania, Germany, Manchester United)?





Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:39 am to
What I really wanna know is if the Albanian said roll tide back to him..
This post was edited on 6/11/15 at 9:40 am
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:42 am to
quote:

What I really wanna know is if the Albanian said roll tide back to him..


Nope..."Baticë në rrotull"
Posted by WarDamn101
Member since Sep 2012
465 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:48 am to
quote:

What I really wanna know is if the Albanian said roll tide back to him..

He was prob thinking..what the frick is a "roll tide".
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52802 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:57 am to
quote:

He was prob thinking..what the frick is a "roll tide".




If he doesn't know what roll tide means he can ahead and get the frick on out of this great country.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:59 am to
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If he doesn't know what roll tide means he can ahead and get the frick on out of this great country.



That dude is Albanian, which means he'd probably kill you with a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper without blinking before heading over to the airbrush counter.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:00 am to
quote:

If he doesn't know what roll tide means he can ahead and get the frick on out of this great country.



Well...you probably don't understand how hotel and sales taxes work...they need to spend their hard earned Leks before leaving.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Member since Feb 2009
52802 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:00 am to
quote:

That dude is Albanian


I wore a shirt that said "Greece" on it yesterday. Guess what country I'm not from.
Posted by bamasgot13
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2010
13619 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:05 am to
Hilarious story that is probably true.

I, too, visited a walmart once. Know what I saw?



I did volunteer work in Haiti once. I saw a bunch of kids wearing these shirts:


Everyone has a story that "embarrasses" a rival.
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:05 am to
quote:

There is a family in there that is clearly from Europe. 8 year old kid has on a red T-Shirt that says "ALBANIA" on it.

As I am standing there, some gump passes by the kid and goes "Roll Tide!"





Gumps! lol
Posted by taylormade
Tumbleton
Member since Jan 2011
9803 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:07 am to


So what are your sayin Bruh?
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
96027 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:08 am to
quote:

Everyone has a story that "embarrasses" a rival.



well sure. doesnt make this story less funny. it's unique and good shite.
This post was edited on 6/11/15 at 10:09 am
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:10 am to
quote:

I wore a shirt that said "Greece" on it yesterday. Guess what country I'm not from.



It doesn't shock me that on your travels you buy generic shirts with just the country name on them. I can send you an airport t-shirt with a peach and "Atlanta" in cursive on it if you'd like.
Posted by BammerDelendaEst
Member since Jan 2014
2212 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:11 am to
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That was me. I know all of us Bama fans are backwoods, illiterate hillbillies.


Refreshing honesty.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52802 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:13 am to
quote:

doesn't shock me that on your travels you buy generic shirts with just the country name on them.


You make a ton of assumptions on here, man. I never said anything about the shirt other than that it had the word 'Greece' on it. Furthermore, I never said I traveled anywhere to get it.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51839 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:24 am to
quote:

pensacola


Probably that geriatric frick coachcrisp.
Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
7833 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:28 am to
quote:

True story from yesterday




quote:

In Wal*Mart



Doesn't matter if you're for Auburn or Alabama. You're all trash to everyone outside of the yellowhammer state.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:33 am to
After reading all this, all I can say is…


Roll Tide!
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