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Top 5 thugPOSs to ever wear the UF uniform

Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:38 pm
Posted by tylerdurden24
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:38 pm
1. TE Aaron Hernandez - Murdered at least 1 person
2. Jamar Hornsby - Tossing a guy onto a carhood during a fight and using a dead girl's credit card
3. RB Chris Rainey - "Time to Die, bitch"
4. OL Carl Johnson - Accused of date rape, violated restraining order
5. QB Cam Newton - Launched a stolen laptop out a window

Who would be your top 5?

List of Players arrested under Urban Meyer




This post was edited on 6/27/13 at 7:27 pm
Posted by TreyAnastasio
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:41 pm to
How the hell do these kids get busted with weed?
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:43 pm to
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How the hell do these kids get busted with weed?



:inb4Floridafanssaycopsplantitonthem:
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:43 pm to
Unless you have UGA's drug policy, I don't see how anyone at any SEC school gets busted. As far as I knew, UGA is the only one that actively seeks out our own ne'er-do-wells by piss testing after Spring Break.
Posted by ProjectP2294
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:45 pm to
Tim Tebow wins for spending an entire summer touching the genitalia of filipino babies.
Posted by KajunGator
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:47 pm to
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quote:
How the hell do these kids get busted with weed?


:inb4Floridafanssaycopsplantitonthem:


Don't think that has ever been claimed.....the cops may target our players, but no one has accused them of planting drugs
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:50 pm to
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Tim Tebow wins for spending an entire summer touching the genitalia of filipino babies.


You know, you're on to something here
Posted by Weagle25
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:50 pm to
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Tim Tebow wins for spending an entire summer touching the genitalia of filipino babies.

Posted by cyde
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:51 pm to
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Tim Tebow wins for spending an entire summer touching the genitalia of filipino babies.

Posted by diddydirtyAubie
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:54 pm to
kind of a stupid list to have a guy stealing a laptop over a guy who stole a car.
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:55 pm to
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kind of a stupid list to have a guy stealing a laptop over a guy who stole a car.

To my way of thinking, it's more the throwing than the stealing.
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:56 pm to
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kind of a stupid list to have a guy stealing a laptop over a guy who stole a car.

Meh, Cam continues to hurt the butt's of the SECr
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:57 pm to
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1. TE Aaron Hernandez - Murdered at least 1 person



allegedly
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46418 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:57 pm to
As Cyde put it, it's the fact that he tossed it out of a window in a half-assed attempt to evade discovery that puts him at 5.

If it makes you feel any better, it was a close call between Newton and Carlos Dunlap passing out drunk at a redlight.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:58 pm to
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kind of a stupid list to have a guy stealing a laptop over a guy who stole a car.


Or this

quote:

Charge: Misdemeanor domestic battery in July 2006 after an altercation in Daytona Beach with the mother of his child. The initial investigation took place in June 2006 with Atkins facing accusations of felony false imprisonment along with the battery charge.


Or this

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Charge #1: Aggravated assault, battery and use of display of a concealed weapon during commission of a felony in April 2007 for shooting a semiautomatic rifle after a dispute with another man.


Surprised nick fairly somehow didn't make the list.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46418 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:58 pm to
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allegedly


Allegedly he murdered or is connected to the murders of at least 3 people. I'm willing to bet he has the blood of at least one on his hands.

Posted by cyde
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:59 pm to
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As Cyde put it, it's the fact that he tossed it out of a window in a half-assed attempt to evade discovery that puts him at 5

And the fact that it was a perfectly good laptop!
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46418 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:59 pm to
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Charge #1: Aggravated assault, battery and use of display of a concealed weapon during commission of a felony in April 2007 for shooting a semiautomatic rifle after a dispute with another man.

Was going to use this one, but I couldn't think of the guy's name offhand
Posted by ProjectP2294
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 6:01 pm to
Have I won this thread yet?
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 6:01 pm to
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And the fact that it was a perfectly good laptop

Hadn't someone colored it with a permanent marker and also wrote cam on it. Was ruined by then
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