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re: Top 5 Storylines of SEC so far?
Posted on 9/25/14 at 11:51 pm to Vlad The Inhaler
Posted on 9/25/14 at 11:51 pm to Vlad The Inhaler
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 4:29 am to BallstotheWesleyWall
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1. Bert had lapband surgery and is down to a cool 185.
2. Alabama and Auburn fans have been humble and contrite since losing the Sugar Bowl and National Championship Game, believing they are vastly overrated in the rankings.
3. Ole Piss got the death penalty for the 2013 recruiting class. Mark Richt spontaneously ejaculated out of a flaccid penis on the day of the news.
4. LSU's defense is widely regarded as the best in the country.
5. Dillon Day was awarded the Bob Frederick Sportsmanship Award.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 6:52 am to Roger Klarvin
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Sims vs Coker
tDecline is real
tGrind is legit for once
aggy isn't gonna fade into the night
Florida still sucks
Yep
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:03 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Very insightful
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:25 pm to Vlad The Inhaler
1. Saban had been sitting on Sims, maybe the best dual threat in the SEC.
2. Malzahn is still sitting on Johnson, maybe the best pure passer in the SEC.
3. Dak = much wow!
4. Evan Stone is down w/grind
5. LSU setting new records for the number of fans to leave at the half
2. Malzahn is still sitting on Johnson, maybe the best pure passer in the SEC.
3. Dak = much wow!
4. Evan Stone is down w/grind
5. LSU setting new records for the number of fans to leave at the half
Posted on 9/27/14 at 3:12 am to AUTiger45
In no order:
1. Lane Kiffin's early success at Alabama. This is the best offense Alabama's had in the Saban era, perhaps ever.
2. Coaching rumors that could lead to changes at Florida, LSU (if Miles goes to Michigan) and Mississippi State (if Mullen goes to Florida). Add in the possibility of the Cowboys poaching Malzahn or Sumlin and 25 percent of the conference could be shopping for a new coach.
3. The success of the Mississippi schools.
4. Texas A&M remaining a factor even without Manziel.
5. How stacked the SEC West is compared to the SEC East.
1. Lane Kiffin's early success at Alabama. This is the best offense Alabama's had in the Saban era, perhaps ever.
2. Coaching rumors that could lead to changes at Florida, LSU (if Miles goes to Michigan) and Mississippi State (if Mullen goes to Florida). Add in the possibility of the Cowboys poaching Malzahn or Sumlin and 25 percent of the conference could be shopping for a new coach.
3. The success of the Mississippi schools.
4. Texas A&M remaining a factor even without Manziel.
5. How stacked the SEC West is compared to the SEC East.
Posted on 9/27/14 at 4:31 am to Vlad The Inhaler
1. Georgia chokes in Sept again
2. SC is unpredictably good and terrible in SEC showdowns.
3. LSU lost in September for the first time in a long time and people are hoping they tank.
4. MSU won a big SEC game for the first time in a while.
5. Kiffen has Alabama offense looking pretty different.
6. Auburn still getting lucky to win games they shouldnt.
7. The paralysis and death of a player is something ole miss people enjoy celebrating.
8. Tennessee is going to get it together this year again.
9. Vandy is back to being an embarrassment.
10. Nobody cares about Arky and Missouri still.
11. Coach Boom at Florida is still a complete spazz.
12. A&M won. Looks good. Will blow it as usual.
13. Its almost basketball season in Kentucky.
More than five sorry. Storylines for all SEC teams so far.
2. SC is unpredictably good and terrible in SEC showdowns.
3. LSU lost in September for the first time in a long time and people are hoping they tank.
4. MSU won a big SEC game for the first time in a while.
5. Kiffen has Alabama offense looking pretty different.
6. Auburn still getting lucky to win games they shouldnt.
7. The paralysis and death of a player is something ole miss people enjoy celebrating.
8. Tennessee is going to get it together this year again.
9. Vandy is back to being an embarrassment.
10. Nobody cares about Arky and Missouri still.
11. Coach Boom at Florida is still a complete spazz.
12. A&M won. Looks good. Will blow it as usual.
13. Its almost basketball season in Kentucky.
More than five sorry. Storylines for all SEC teams so far.
This post was edited on 9/27/14 at 4:38 am
Posted on 9/27/14 at 5:47 am to Roger Klarvin
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aggy isn't gonna fade into the night
After tonight if they speak of you, they'll only speak of how you begged for death. And how Arkansas being a merciful Overlord™ ... obliged.
Posted on 9/27/14 at 5:53 am to Vlad The Inhaler
Dak is the real deal and possibly a heisman candidate. Texas AM will not miss a beat, insert system qb here, and possibly win the SEC. Alabama's Simms is breaking every passing stat by just tossing bubble screens and letting the wr's do their thing. Florida will have a new coach in 2015. Bert is even fatter.
Posted on 9/27/14 at 5:59 am to SuperK
1) Dak upset LSU and is the best QB in the SeC by far
2) aggies haven't dropped off yet (though they had the easiest OOC schedule in the country.....BY FAR)
3) there is no top team, just a bunch of teams fighting each week
4) Most SEC teams are stacked top to bottom with unreal RB talent
5) there's still a long way to go before Atlanta and it's wide open
2) aggies haven't dropped off yet (though they had the easiest OOC schedule in the country.....BY FAR)
3) there is no top team, just a bunch of teams fighting each week
4) Most SEC teams are stacked top to bottom with unreal RB talent
5) there's still a long way to go before Atlanta and it's wide open
Posted on 9/27/14 at 7:52 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
at this point of the season
1. Kenny Hill
2. Florida coaching situation
3. Sims
4. Ark running game
5. MSU
1. Kenny Hill
2. Florida coaching situation
3. Sims
4. Ark running game
5. MSU
Posted on 9/27/14 at 8:05 am to Vlad The Inhaler
It's not what you missed, it's what it's going to lead to...
1. Lane Kiffin makes Saban look good until three last second interception for TD's send Bama to three straight losses to end the season.
2. Muschamp Hired as Bama's new O.C., SABAN: "You dipsheets in the Media were so mean about hiring Kiffin, I hired an OC who knows offenses better than just about anyone..."
3. Mullen hired as new HC at Gators Presser: "I've extended a scholarship to Jameis Winston who should be out of prison in 4 years... He will be mentored once on campus by Dillon Day my new special assistant for player character development"
4. Despite the three straight losses to end the season, Bama erects a statue of Kirby Smart... LSU's new HC... and of course claims another N.C.
5. Les Miles reacts to Kirby Smart's hiring, "Back end of chest going up to the perimeter days with fix the guys nicked in the desire for the want to..." (Miles thinks he's to share desk with Smart for first three months after his firing...)
1. Lane Kiffin makes Saban look good until three last second interception for TD's send Bama to three straight losses to end the season.
2. Muschamp Hired as Bama's new O.C., SABAN: "You dipsheets in the Media were so mean about hiring Kiffin, I hired an OC who knows offenses better than just about anyone..."
3. Mullen hired as new HC at Gators Presser: "I've extended a scholarship to Jameis Winston who should be out of prison in 4 years... He will be mentored once on campus by Dillon Day my new special assistant for player character development"
4. Despite the three straight losses to end the season, Bama erects a statue of Kirby Smart... LSU's new HC... and of course claims another N.C.
5. Les Miles reacts to Kirby Smart's hiring, "Back end of chest going up to the perimeter days with fix the guys nicked in the desire for the want to..." (Miles thinks he's to share desk with Smart for first three months after his firing...)
Posted on 9/27/14 at 8:33 am to cbi8
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Well first I'd ask if you shot a machine gun
I'd also ask if you ate a god damn rattlesnake while on this 28 day vision quest ...
Posted on 9/27/14 at 9:42 am to Vlad The Inhaler
1. Bama narrowly escapes death penalty over Means
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Posted on 9/27/14 at 9:44 am to Vlad The Inhaler
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This post was edited on 9/27/14 at 9:50 am
Posted on 9/27/14 at 9:49 am to Vlad The Inhaler
1. Bama narrowly escapes death penalty over Means
2. Bama coach caught with panties on his head
3. Bama fan poisons Auburn's trees
4. Bama coach argues for one more second on clock
5. Bama fan gets his nuts licked on social media
2. Bama coach caught with panties on his head
3. Bama fan poisons Auburn's trees
4. Bama coach argues for one more second on clock
5. Bama fan gets his nuts licked on social media
Posted on 9/27/14 at 9:50 am to Rantavious
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Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:19 am to Vlad The Inhaler
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...wondering the desert.
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:22 am to Rantavious
1. Rumors of BugaNation have been greatly exaggerated.
2. Mark Richt's wife stirs the Powerade.
3. Spurrier hates his team.
4. Miss St. Offense is Dak Prescott and a bunch of dudes.
5. Bama defense is Landon Collins and a bunch of dudes.
2. Mark Richt's wife stirs the Powerade.
3. Spurrier hates his team.
4. Miss St. Offense is Dak Prescott and a bunch of dudes.
5. Bama defense is Landon Collins and a bunch of dudes.
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