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re: tOfficial Gump Meltdown Thread

Posted on 9/12/23 at 10:14 pm to
Posted by STATEofMIND
Member since Oct 2012
4232 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 10:14 pm to
Been waiting for this one


Troll of the century my man

I don’t think there is anything else left in the salt mine.
Posted by Furlong the Red
My Castle,TX
Member since Dec 2022
631 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 10:21 pm to
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NEVER forget Updyke


He wasn't just Alabama's most revered superfan. He inspired a whole new generation of Gumptards all on his own.

RIP Harvey
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19047 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 10:29 pm to
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We need a thread like this to revisit 21-0

Nothing will ever remotely touch that week long meltdown




It was more like an 8 year meltdown
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71533 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 10:32 pm to
Wally 4 pres
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28297 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 10:32 pm to
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35931 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 12:42 am to
Can I just say… I am SICK and TIRED of Gumps mistreating poor old Nick Saban.

“Someone needs to call out Coach Saban
“Too stupid to be on the sideline”
“An absolute moron”
“A walking bag of dog shite”

Tide fans should be ashamed of themselves

That man was once a very good coach

Show some damn respect.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 1:01 am to
This thread is racist
Posted by Smokeys Howl
Member since Oct 2022
1985 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 1:30 am to
tDecline is real.

However, no one cares what a no-show bandwaggoner has to say. You don't back up your words, so your words mean squat.
This post was edited on 9/13/23 at 1:31 am
Posted by Captain Insano
Idk
Member since Jun 2012
978 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 3:09 am to
quote:

tOfficial Gump Meltdown Thread
quote:

WilliamTaylor21

Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
580 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 4:45 am to
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Now they’re wishing that Saban had never “evolved”


All we kept hearing was these cucks spouting off about “muh murder ball” whatever the frick that is…

Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
2486 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 4:51 am to
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“muh murder ball” whatever the frick that is…


Murder Ball is Anthony Hill constantly slamming your quarterback to the ground behind the line of scrimmage.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35931 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 7:00 am to
Perhaps they were describing how tSeason would go?

Joyless? Check, they’re all miserable

Murdered? Check, double digit beatdown at home

Balls? Check, they are terrible
Posted by WhiskeyRiverBlues
In my boat down on the river
Member since Aug 2023
2714 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 7:09 am to
I just read these gump comments wtf.

Do they not realize that they won the ultimate CFB lottery for hiring Saban way back in the early 2000s??? Most of their rivals have already gone through three different hires since then.

I hope these entitled bastards get cursed worst then we were after firing Fulmer.
This post was edited on 9/13/23 at 7:21 am
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4222 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 7:15 am to
I told a poster here a while back that while everyone was sucking off Saban for years that Kirby was Bama's secret sauce.

I don't know what kind of year we end up with and it really doesn't matter. You can't win every year. But what I do know is the dogs are going to be in the mix for many years to come.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35931 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 7:19 am to
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I just read these gump comments wtf. Do they nit realize that they won the ultimate CFB lottery for hiring Saban way back in the early 2000s??? Most of their rivals have already gone through three different hires since then.

It’ll be ugly when they get rid of Saban.

That might be the worst job in college football imho… The actual job is great (facilities, money, etc) - but the unreasonable expectations and awful fanbase make it a horrible job.

A new coach is 100% fired if they lose 3 games in a season multiple times. One loss from Saban is currently unacceptable, imagine how they’ll handle 3 losses from Kiffin
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79306 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 8:16 am to
Solid work brudda

Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35931 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 9:05 am to
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They enjoyed beating Bama but deep down they know they didn't beat a Real Alabama team.

What could this possibly mean?
Posted by jmon
Mandeville, LA
Member since Oct 2010
8422 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 9:30 am to
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WilliamTaylor21

You, sir, are like the proverbial mouse to the elephant!

Great work once again!
Posted by Woodrow Wilson
Member since Feb 2014
288 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 9:34 am to
Win or lose it is easy to ridicule or laugh at bama football. If bama wins then it is delightful to ridicule it for spending so much money on gold-plated football facilities, coaching salaries and recruiting in order to be the last college football factory in America. If bama loses then it is easy to laugh at it for spending so much money on gold-plated facilities, coaching salaries and recruiting in order to be the last football factory in America. The state of Alabama, the South and the entire nation would be better off with uat football receiving the Death Penalty.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24937 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 9:36 am to
Do Alabama fans still pretend the 2020 championship is real?
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