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Time to laugh at Auburn and Tennessee's failed seasons & underachievement
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:29 am
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:29 am
Us Alabama fans ask 3 simple questions to anyone who claims to be a Bama fan because we like to know who our true brothers and sisters are simply because we're part of the greatest brother and sisterhood on Earth - Alabama Fans - and we have no time for posers.
A long time when I first became a Bama fan I was asked the following three questions. Please review my responses and feel free to let me know if I answered every question appropriately:
1. Which school sucks more dick, Kansas or Auburn? Have you ever driven across Kansas? Regardless, Auburn dudes eat cock with each meal and gargle cum just before bed...
2. If Gus Malzahn and Fulmer were both in a burning building and you had time to save just one, what kind of sandwich would you make? I wouldn't make a sandwich because I'd be too busy chaining the exit doors shut...
3. What is the most irritating fight song in college football? All I can tell you is that when my bro and I went to the Tennessee game in Knoxville last year, we left that game hoping to God that a meteor lands on a packed Neyland during Rocky Top...
ROLL TIDE!
A long time when I first became a Bama fan I was asked the following three questions. Please review my responses and feel free to let me know if I answered every question appropriately:
1. Which school sucks more dick, Kansas or Auburn? Have you ever driven across Kansas? Regardless, Auburn dudes eat cock with each meal and gargle cum just before bed...
2. If Gus Malzahn and Fulmer were both in a burning building and you had time to save just one, what kind of sandwich would you make? I wouldn't make a sandwich because I'd be too busy chaining the exit doors shut...
3. What is the most irritating fight song in college football? All I can tell you is that when my bro and I went to the Tennessee game in Knoxville last year, we left that game hoping to God that a meteor lands on a packed Neyland during Rocky Top...
ROLL TIDE!
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 8:44 am
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:30 am to mizzoukills
Yeah, that hasn't been done yet. I feel like this is a violation of the safe space that your university has enacted.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:34 am to rbWarEagle
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I feel like this is a violation of the safe space that your university has enacted.
Has Alabama enacted a safe zone? If so, I'm not familiar with it.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:35 am to mizzoukills
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2. If Gus Malzahn and Fulmer were both in a burning building and you had time to save just one, what kind of sandwich would you make? I wouldn't make a sandwich because I'd be too busy chaining the exit doors shut...
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:37 am to mizzoukills
Do not lump VOLS in with that dumpster fire on the plains.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:38 am to TheDarrell McSteal
I only have 9 things to say to you
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:39 am to TheDarrell McSteal
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Do not lump VOLS in with that dumpster fire on the plains.
Hold on a sec...weren't the Vols supposed to win the East this year?
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:40 am to mizzoukills
How many auburn fans have you killed?
How many people?
Why?
How many people?
Why?
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:40 am to mizzoukills
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Has Alabama enacted a safe zone? If so, I'm not familiar with it.
You should request a username change. I'd support it. Don't half arse it.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:42 am to rbWarEagle
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You should request a username change. I'd support it. Don't half arse it.
I've tried to get them to change my username to Killz but they won't do it.
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 8:43 am
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:50 am to TheDarrell McSteal
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Do not lump VOLS in with that dumpster fire on the plains.
Tennessee would have considered Auburn's 2015 season to be a step in the right direction for most of the past decade.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:53 am to Pettifogger
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most of the past decade
I guess it's a good thing that the past decade has nothing to do with this year and your dumpster fire.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:55 am to Robert Goulet
Both teams were awful this year.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:01 am to mizzoukills
You attention whore. 
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:04 am to mizzoukills
This would be mildly funny if I were 10, but I'm not so this is a childish thread.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:07 am to Ingloriousbastard
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This would be mildly funny if I were 10
I laughed and I'm into my third decade on Earth!
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but I'm not so this is a childish thread.
Well, this site is no place for adult pricks...so get the frick out!
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:07 am to Robert Goulet
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I guess it's a good thing that the past decade has nothing to do with this year and your dumpster fire.
Aberration for us, light at the end of the tunnel for you.
Tennessee and Nebraska should likely start a new conference alongside SMU and other schools that will never return to glory.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:09 am to mizzoukills
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Hold on a sec...weren't the Vols supposed to win the East this year?
VOLS were picked to finish 2nd in the East which is where they finished.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:10 am to Pettifogger
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Tennessee and Nebraska should likely start a new conference alongside SMU and other schools that will never return to glory.
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