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re: Tim Tebow: I'll Adopt Someday

Posted on 3/21/14 at 1:50 pm to
Posted by adawgj
Brunswick
Member since Oct 2012
1749 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 1:50 pm to
Wonder if he and Micheal Sam have hooked up.
Posted by LsuTool
Member since Oct 2009
34846 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 1:52 pm to
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Carry your fricking seed like a man. Put that shite inside any female and then adopt that kid. Tell the wife you know a certain kid coming up for adoption soon. ADOPT THAT KID...your wife will be happy and you get to carry on your DNA and not kill off your Family. YOU ARE WELCOME.

PS. If that certain female doesn't want to give the baby up.....just go impregnate over 20 girls and that gives you roughly a 100% to adopt a DNA spawn. If you don't want to procreate then I feel sorry for you son because you have 99 problems and a DNA spawn is one.



Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58199 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 1:52 pm to


Bubba looks rather uncomfortable. It's like he's got that "oh shite, this way more than a Bro hug" feeling
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 1:53 pm to
Poor Bubba
Posted by Thracken13
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15943 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 1:55 pm to
LOL normally i wouldn't, but with some of the stuff i have read here on the rant today, i had to ask to be sure.
Posted by Goombaw
Kentucky
Member since Jan 2013
5251 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 2:01 pm to
My wife and I have talked about adopting when our kids are a little older. We've discussed whether to adopt from another country or from the United States, but we haven't decided anything yet.

From the article, Tebow was saying the same thing but I'm sure "Tebow To Adopt a Child" and a pic of him with another man gets more page clicks.
Posted by UFMatt
Gator Nation - Everywhere
Member since Oct 2010
11440 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 2:04 pm to
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He needs to man up and announce it. It's getting very obvious at this point.


Phat Phil needs to man up and announce that he is a closet Florida Gator fan because at this point it is very obvious, based on his obsession with all things UF.
This post was edited on 3/21/14 at 2:08 pm
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 2:09 pm to
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LOL normally i wouldn't, but with some of the stuff i have read here on the rant today, i had to ask to be sure.



I'm bored.
Posted by Thracken13
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15943 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 2:13 pm to
all good bruddah....least this hasn't devolved into a rivaly pissing match
Posted by UFMatt
Gator Nation - Everywhere
Member since Oct 2010
11440 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 2:24 pm to
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all good bruddah....least this hasn't devolved into a rivaly pissing match


Are you kidding?, every post Phat Phil does is a rivalry pissing match. Although after beating UT eight straight years its a one sided rivalry right now, kind of like their rivalry with Bama.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 2:57 pm to
I think he was talking about us as in he and I.
Posted by Thracken13
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15943 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 2:58 pm to
ok....but what does that have to do with me and Thatdude discussing adoption?

edited......can you forgive a barner for failing?
This post was edited on 3/21/14 at 3:10 pm
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 2:58 pm to
THAT DUDE...IT'S THAT DUDE. How are we supposed to have any sort of relationship if you can't even get my name right........YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE JOB TO GET MY NAME RIGHT.
This post was edited on 3/21/14 at 3:09 pm
Posted by Thracken13
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15943 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 3:08 pm to
FML I fail interwebz!
Posted by Coon2000
America
Member since Sep 2010
351 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 3:11 pm to
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He's already pretty much out by this point


I guess you cannot live your life until you know for a fact what everyones sexual orientation is. Quit peeking in his bedroom window.
Posted by Thracken13
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Member since Feb 2010
15943 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 3:12 pm to
but its his peeking into said window that gave him his user name....Gradual Stroke.
Posted by betweenthebara
nowhere
Member since May 2013
6183 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 3:14 pm to
Honestly I'd like him more if he's gay. Wink.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 3:32 pm to
He's a homosexual who practices receptive anal intercourse.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 3:49 pm to
what is that?
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/21/14 at 3:49 pm to
He's the catcher
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