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This Weekend's Recruiting Pitches
Posted on 12/6/15 at 8:39 am
Posted on 12/6/15 at 8:39 am
Alabama: We just won our 2nd consecutive SEC Championship and will be heading to the CFP for the 2nd straight year
Auburn: We just punched our ticket to the Birmingham Bowl!
Arkansas: Our HC has a smoking hot wife
Florida: We won the SEC East and gave Alabama a good game in the SEC Championship
Georgia: We just landed a huge hire for HC in the form of Kirby Smart
Kentucky: Have you seen a game at Rupp Arena!?! Best environment ever!
LSU: Disappointing season in Tigerland as we lost to Alabama for the 5th consecutive time, but we were able to retain our all time winningest coach, so the future is bright!
Miss State: Disappointing year in Starkville, but with your help we can return to the forefront of the SEC West. Where we have been since Week 5 of last season. Except for this season.
Missouri: Our campus is racially diverse and tolerant
Ole Miss: We had a great year! We beat Alabama for the 2nd year in a row and continued our streak of not playing for a SEC Championship
South Carolina: one word.... BOOM!
Tennessee: Great year in Knoxville! We are young and rebuilding... Again.
Texas A&M: If you like to throw a ball around come to College Station! But if you like playing football, look elsewhere.
Vanderbilt: We are an academic institution.
Meh. Best I got this morning.
Auburn: We just punched our ticket to the Birmingham Bowl!
Arkansas: Our HC has a smoking hot wife
Florida: We won the SEC East and gave Alabama a good game in the SEC Championship
Georgia: We just landed a huge hire for HC in the form of Kirby Smart
Kentucky: Have you seen a game at Rupp Arena!?! Best environment ever!
LSU: Disappointing season in Tigerland as we lost to Alabama for the 5th consecutive time, but we were able to retain our all time winningest coach, so the future is bright!
Miss State: Disappointing year in Starkville, but with your help we can return to the forefront of the SEC West. Where we have been since Week 5 of last season. Except for this season.
Missouri: Our campus is racially diverse and tolerant
Ole Miss: We had a great year! We beat Alabama for the 2nd year in a row and continued our streak of not playing for a SEC Championship
South Carolina: one word.... BOOM!
Tennessee: Great year in Knoxville! We are young and rebuilding... Again.
Texas A&M: If you like to throw a ball around come to College Station! But if you like playing football, look elsewhere.
Vanderbilt: We are an academic institution.
Meh. Best I got this morning.
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 8:40 am to Hoyt
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Meh. Best I got this morning.
Maybe go back to bed and try it again tomorrow.
Posted on 12/6/15 at 8:45 am to Hoyt
Posted on 12/6/15 at 8:47 am to Hoyt
Maybe you can get the admins to delete this quick enough so that no one else sees it.
Posted on 12/6/15 at 8:47 am to Hoyt
You left out for Auburn : " we'll tout anyone for a Heisman trophy finalist "
Posted on 12/6/15 at 8:50 am to Hoyt
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Meh. Best I got this morning.
These things happen to us all. Don't worry, we'll pretend we never saw this thread and let it die a merciful death.
Posted on 12/6/15 at 8:51 am to Hoyt
Should've slept in a little longer, bra.
Posted on 12/6/15 at 9:01 am to TangipahoaTiger
Bet that sounded good in your head? fricking douche bag Gumps.
Posted on 12/6/15 at 9:09 am to back9Tiger
Posted on 12/6/15 at 9:12 am to Hoyt
Auburn: We can go ahead and get you fitted for a Pre-Season National Championship ring.
Posted on 12/6/15 at 9:14 am to 12
Yeah, Auburn needed a mention of fambly. They're all about fambly over there.
Posted on 12/6/15 at 9:22 am to Hoyt
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Alabama: We just won our 2nd consecutive SEC Championship and will be heading to the CFP for the 2nd straight year
Then you don't need me.
Auburn: We just punched our ticket to the Birmingham Bowl!
Great! who are the 2 teams?
Arkansas: Our HC has a smoking hot wife
How many nights a week do I get her?
Florida: We won the SEC East and gave Alabama a good game in the SEC Championship
Well that's 2 in a row for y'll.
Georgia: We just landed a huge hire for HC in the form of Kirby Smart.
Is he related to Maxwell.
Kentucky: Have you seen a game at Rupp Arena!?! Best environment ever!
Your stadium only holds 23,000?
LSU: Disappointing season in Tigerland as we lost to Alabama for the 5th consecutive time, but we were able to retain our all time winningest coach, so the future is bright!
Only if you are looking directly into the sun without sun glasses.
Miss State: Disappointing year in Starkville, but with your help we can return to the forefront of the SEC West. Where we have been since Week 5 of last season. Except for this season.
Wow! 2 seasons is about half a year.
Missouri: Our campus is racially diverse and tolerant.
I am white and can't tolerate the snow and ice.
Ole Miss: We had a great year! We beat Alabama for the 2nd year in a row and continued our streak of not playing for a SEC Championship.
Very impressive. South Carolina: one word.... BOOM! Hopefully that never happens there or anywhere else.
Tennessee: Great year in Knoxville! We are young and rebuilding... Again.
Orange is my color. I just got out of the slammer.
Texas A&M: If you like to throw a ball around come to College Station! But if you like playing football, look elsewhere. How do you get to elsewhere?
Vanderbilt: We are an academic institution.
Why are you in the SEC?
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