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Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:11 pm to atlgator
What's going on my reptilian friends? I can't help but notice the recent changes in your behavior -- its volume and its constancy -- and quite frankly I don't think it's healthy. This deep-seated fear that we might actually do ok this year has led many of you to an obsession with us that threatens to consume you.
Might I suggest taking the rest of the day to bask in the sun, followed by a nice cool off period in your favorite swamp? I truly think it would take the edge off.
Thinking of you,
Prof
Might I suggest taking the rest of the day to bask in the sun, followed by a nice cool off period in your favorite swamp? I truly think it would take the edge off.
Thinking of you,
Prof
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:12 pm to Prof
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Thinking of you,
Not really a surprise since UF owns you.
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:14 pm to atlgator
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atlgator....Don't make me go all Georgia Southern on you.
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Georgia Southern and Vanderbilt has beaten UF more recently than Tennessee.
BOOM
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:18 pm to atlgator
Leisure suits
Bell bottoms
Tab
Pompadours
Bell bottoms
Tab
Pompadours
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:24 pm to slayerxing
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Not really a surprise since UF owns you.
Such aggression, slayer. You know that I'm only responding for cries of help and that I actually get along with and like many of your posters, right? It hurts my heart for you to think I don't care let alone for you to show a quick aggression that surely isn't good for you.
But sadly, I expected resistance. That's what happens when this particular strain of virulent obsession sets in. Even so, I remain undeterred and remain a friend despite it all. I offer only compassion and healthy living tips. If only one gator is saved I've done my job.**
Just remember help and support is out there.
**Note: Come rivalry week y'all can go to hell.
This post was edited on 8/24/15 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:32 pm to slayerxing
Funny, 80% of your posters on here are all Vols, all the time.
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:42 pm to atlgator
Literally, the show Full House will be back first lol
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:48 pm to atlgator
This year is going to be so much fun
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:50 pm to Volstothewall
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This year is going to be so much fun
It sure is
11 in a row is going to be glorious
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:51 pm to atlgator
how do you like your crow cooked?
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:55 pm to slayerxing
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I think it's impressive how the few UF fans on this site have stepped up their harassment of UT in the last week or so.
I'm thoroughly enjoying it, someone needs to keep them in check
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:58 pm to atlgator
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Georgia Southern and Vanderbilt has beaten UF more recently than Tennessee.
Yes they has.
This post was edited on 8/24/15 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 8/24/15 at 2:47 pm to Rhymenoceros
The hillbillies are going to the Swamp and are going to be taken behind the woodshed by our defense. Dobby Boy will grease his shorts when Jon Bullard falls on his alien azz.
Butchy will throw out the word young in his post game presser and will also throw out its a process.
Hillbillies will be restless and will stop buying puke orange tee shirts at Goodwill and Rent a Center experiences drop in wide screen rentals.
Y'all feel it now? You know you're skeered. McElwain knows the Gators want blood and will keep foot on the pedal.
Butchy will throw out the word young in his post game presser and will also throw out its a process.
Hillbillies will be restless and will stop buying puke orange tee shirts at Goodwill and Rent a Center experiences drop in wide screen rentals.
Y'all feel it now? You know you're skeered. McElwain knows the Gators want blood and will keep foot on the pedal.
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