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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just t

Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:49 pm
Posted by ringoflex
Member since Oct 2019
220 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:49 pm
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "LSU going to win the natty!" thread up. We all know it's a joke. The "epic" LSU being on top of the SEC and CFB, isn't it? I imagine your little shitgrin laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fricking frickup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on SECrant posting about a school that you didn't even go to. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a jobless loser. A pathetic "LSU fan." She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THAT WON'T BE HAPPENING! THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27359 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:52 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27262 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:53 pm to
What the frick is this shite?
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:53 pm to
Very strange thread. On multiple levels. Is that one paragraph? Why does this read like the opening paragraph to a weird fetish sex fantasy?
Posted by Hailstate15
ForeverGator's mom's
Member since Nov 2018
21466 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:54 pm to
what am I reading
Posted by JohnnyRebel
Colorado
Member since Sep 2014
7195 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:54 pm to
I can’t read that much when I’m this drunk. Clearly not as drunk as you, but still Wtf are you taking about?
Posted by Fratigerguy
Member since Jan 2014
4745 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:54 pm to
I’m not sure what this is about, but you are one triggered mother fricker.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:55 pm to
Sounded to me like the author was wanting to take this down some perverse humiliated cuckold path.
Posted by LordLouisiana
Northshore
Member since Feb 2016
766 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:55 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27262 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:55 pm to
Congrats LSU posters. You’ve driven another Bammer over the edge.
Posted by BillyBobfan24_7
R.I.P. SGT Nelson
Member since May 2004
18065 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:58 pm to
Is this another ag fan? Looks like one.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5733 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "LSU going to win the natty!" thread up. We all know it's a joke. The "epic" LSU being on top of the SEC and CFB, isn't it? I imagine your little shitgrin laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fricking frickup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on SECrant posting about a school that you didn't even go to. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a jobless loser. A pathetic "LSU fan." She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THAT WON'T BE HAPPENING! THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.



Alabama fans ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:00 am to
The worlds gayest copy pasta
Posted by Hailstate15
ForeverGator's mom's
Member since Nov 2018
21466 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:00 am to
Guys I am higher than the Eiffel tower right now and laughing my arse off at this thread
Posted by Hailstate15
ForeverGator's mom's
Member since Nov 2018
21466 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:01 am to
I seriously would buy whoever wrote this a pound of meth if it kept them posting like this
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111529 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:01 am to
Oddly enough, I think he’s an LSU fan.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:02 am to
Posted by Hailstate15
ForeverGator's mom's
Member since Nov 2018
21466 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:02 am to
his post history is all LSU. Odd
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
13347 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:04 am to
Damn. Is is possible to rustle jimmies to this level? There has to be some mental deficiency as well, doesn’t there?
Posted by atomic31
Member since Aug 2018
1450 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:04 am to
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