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The Way Too Early Harry Rex Vonner SEC Rankings for 2024
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:57 pm
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:57 pm
1. Arkansas
2. Laura Rutledge
3. Georgia
4. The Turnpike Troubadours
5. LSU
6. Fried Chicken
7. Alabama
8. Oklahoma
9. Auburn
10. Red Beans & Rice
11. Ole Miss Girls
12. Kentucky
13. Stevenson, Alabama Moonshine
14. Texas
15. Tulane
16. Mizzou
2. Laura Rutledge
3. Georgia
4. The Turnpike Troubadours
5. LSU
6. Fried Chicken
7. Alabama
8. Oklahoma
9. Auburn
10. Red Beans & Rice
11. Ole Miss Girls
12. Kentucky
13. Stevenson, Alabama Moonshine
14. Texas
15. Tulane
16. Mizzou
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Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:58 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Turnpike too low
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:58 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Arkansas’ schedule isn’t that hard, they just suck
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:00 pm to Mizsioux
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Turnpike too low
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:01 pm to DalenSA
It’s actually pretty hard. Again. Maybe we should start stealing money from hospitals to play players like LSU does.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:15 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
If you put fried chicken and red beans and rice together
I would put them at #3
Imagine Laura Rutledge
Then after
Eating fried chicken and red beans and rice
She would love it
I would put them at #3
Imagine Laura Rutledge
Then after
Eating fried chicken and red beans and rice
She would love it
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:19 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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6. Fried Chicken
Only if home cooked by a large black woman with really big boobs and butt and at least 1 gold tooth.
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13. Stevenson, Alabama Moonshine
Alabama moonshine, are you on drugs man?
Best shine can be found in Eastern Kentucky down where the gas men don't look up
No mention of the real Purple Tigers, you are better than this HRV.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:20 pm to Lord of the Hogs
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Maybe we should start stealing money from hospitals to play players like LSU does.
Hopefully you get a better ROI than one average right tackle.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:36 pm to Cheese Grits
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Cheese Grits
CG, the only moonshine I ever had was Stevenson, Alabama moonshine, and I don't want to get doxed, so that's all I"m saying
well okay, we snuck it into the Classic Cat
done, not saying anymore
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:38 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Looks legit.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:40 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Whats up Harry
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:15 pm to Lord of the Hogs
Its a normal arky schedule minus Alabama and you avoid Georgia. Its more favorable than others.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:26 pm to Mizsioux
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Turnpike too low
You are just basing that on past reputation. Since they got back together they are lackluster.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:39 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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1. Arkansas 2. Laura Rutledge
Given the choice of how to pass time on a Saturday I’d imagine Arkansas would be a distant second here….
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:06 pm to kczoutiger
We avoid Alabama but gain Texas. We already avoid Georgia most years anyway. Again, it’s a hard schedule as per usual.
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:14 am to Lord of the Hogs
Yeah I agree, not any more difficult than a normal year.
Posted on 12/14/23 at 10:14 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Fried Chicken > LSU ...otherwise another excellent HRV ranking 
Posted on 12/14/23 at 10:24 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Lol at Alabama moonshine. They don't have the first damn clue how to distill it. That's a Kentucky thing.
Posted on 12/14/23 at 10:30 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Nice list.
I'd drink #13, then take #2 to get some #6. After, I'd eat #10 out of #2's butthole.
Then drive to #9, wearing a #7 shirt, with a shite eating grin.
I'd drink #13, then take #2 to get some #6. After, I'd eat #10 out of #2's butthole.
Then drive to #9, wearing a #7 shirt, with a shite eating grin.
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