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The Truth About The University Of Florida...

Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:17 pm
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:17 pm
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First and foremost, Gainesville is full of rednecks.

And I can say that because I was born, raised, and still live in Kentucky, which is also full of rednecks. (Pot and kettle talkin’ here.) The podunk town of Gainesville doesn’t deserve to be in the Sunshine State with all of the beautiful places we timeshare throughout the year. It should be in Tennessee or West Virginia or, well, Kentucky. No, even better: it should be demolished and rebuilt as discounted long term parking for Disney World.


You can get sexually assaulted in broad daylight on a Sunday by another man.

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A man named Phuc Kieu –yes, that’s really his name– tried to rape another man on a Sunday afternoon around this time last year. Kieu punched the man in the face and then pulled him into his vehicle, straddled him and attempted to undress him, according this news report.

Kieu, a licensed nail specialist, had been watching porn in his vehicle before the attack.

What the Phuc?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:18 pm to
Tucker Max?
Posted by PAGator
Member since Jul 2015
2339 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:19 pm to
As you know I'm one of the biggest gator fans around, but I can't say I'm terribly surprised
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:20 pm to
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Phuc Kieu –yes, that’s really his name


No it's not.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140383 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:21 pm to
Superbowl
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:21 pm to
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Tucker Max?


No, but he is a big Kentucky fan. I think he's from Lexington.

That's from Drew Franklin at Kentucky Sports Radio.
Posted by To the Dome
Member since Aug 2015
680 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:21 pm to
Jorts and anal rape. Seems to fit
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:23 pm to
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No it's not.



Read the news report. It is.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:23 pm to
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roadGator


Oh, come on. That shite's funny.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:24 pm to
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As you know I'm one of the biggest gator fans around, but I can't say I'm terribly surprised




I'll bet that you've participated in such nefarious acts, being from Florida and all.
Posted by PAGator
Member since Jul 2015
2339 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:24 pm to
No comment
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:28 pm to
See! You're the reason why boards like Fark have a Florida tag!
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54662 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:28 pm to
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No, but he is a big Kentucky fan.


Yes

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I think he's from Lexington.


His mom sells real estate in Winchicken / Funchester

His parents used to have a food joint in south FL. Pretty sure I ate there in the 80's.
Posted by m45auburn
Auburn
Member since Aug 2014
4467 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:29 pm to
Ya'll's superbowl is a team that hasn't won a NC in 30 years
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:29 pm to
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That's from Drew Franklin at Kentucky Sports Radio.


I pretended hearing Matt Jones reading it on the radio. He is one of the funniest personalities ever to promote UK sports.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:33 pm to
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No, but he is a big Kentucky fan



I know, got drunk with him in Knoxville once.
Posted by phaz
Waddell, AZ
Member since Jan 2009
5828 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:34 pm to
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Phuc Kieu –yes, that’s really his name



No it's not.


Apparently it is:

LINK






Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:36 pm to
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Trough bout UF


They never stopped rocking blue jean cut off shorts "jorts" with high top sneakers, tank tops and mullets.

Something in the pine trees I suppose.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:39 pm to
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Kieu, a licensed nail specialist, had been watching porn and smoking meth in his vehicle before the attack.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140383 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:41 pm to
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Ya'll's superbowl is a team that hasn't won a NC in 30 years


FSU won in 2013 you retard.
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