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re: The Ole Miss Haiku Thread

Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9460 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:17 pm to
Freeze Nutts on her face
Here is my number, call me.
Oh frick, wrong number.
This post was edited on 7/21/17 at 12:18 pm
Posted by Jeff
Biloxi, MS
Member since Jan 2004
2223 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:57 pm to
1-800-trim
Bjork, do you want one too, bud?
Wait, whose phone was that?
Posted by sofa
CoMo
Member since Nov 2013
631 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 1:01 pm to
Yes, it's my work phone
But this dick won't suck itself
Lotsa jobs out there
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 1:05 pm to
There was a coach named Freeze
Who turned out to be a big sleaze
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
To sign a recruit I will suck it
Posted by Big Balls
Texas
Member since Nov 2014
845 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 2:04 pm to
Kid Rock is a "pimp".
I take back what I said, though.
Please do not call him.


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Posted by Swm323
Pace,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1360 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 2:32 pm to
Freeze wanted to blame the Nutt
The Nutt wasn't to blame
Busted by a Nutt was Freeze
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
9415 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 2:37 pm to
Beavuz tagging sloots
Was he letting the players
Pussy wins again
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23884 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 2:37 pm to
Hugh Freeze hath not sinned.
Yea verily, ye all wrong.
Butt dial not a sin.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16081 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 2:42 pm to
Jesus and Momma
Always loved me
This I know
Posted by LSUCouyon
ONTHELAKEATDELHI, La.
Member since Oct 2006
11329 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 3:09 pm to
Freeze preaching J C
Calling baloney curtains
He on welfare now.



Posted by HSHoopscoach
kenner
Member since Jan 2007
702 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 3:19 pm to
1 for the treble

2 for the bass

3 hugh's got nutt all in his face
Posted by RainKing96
Member since Jul 2017
810 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 3:20 pm to
I didn't know what a haiku was. Had to goggle it. At first I thought it was the name of his Chinese hooker.
Posted by LSUCouyon
ONTHELAKEATDELHI, La.
Member since Oct 2006
11329 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 3:24 pm to
Haiku say Skwew U
Tree fiddy good job U see
Cash me outside boi
This post was edited on 7/21/17 at 3:25 pm
Posted by Wavefan
St. Tammany
Member since Mar 2005
236 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 3:28 pm to
Technically 'lol' is three syllables, right?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78471 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 3:59 pm to
Hotty Toddy girl
Ya wanna see my rebel
Is three fiddy good?
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 4:05 pm to
Money for sex Hugh
Atlanta avoided you
Empty trophy case
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29030 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 4:06 pm to
"Devout" Coach named Freeze
Liked bitches down on their knees
Flavell from Porky's
Posted by MisterBlinkie
Member since Mar 2017
67 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 4:22 pm to
Freezus made the calls
From the bottom Ole Miss came
Nuts for the win, Nutt for loss
This post was edited on 7/21/17 at 4:29 pm
Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
Member since Jun 2012
4275 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 4:32 pm to
I am so lonely.
Two One Two Four Four Five Six
Hooker on the way!
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11089 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:14 pm to
Coach needed a date
Changed name to Hugh G. Rection
Didn't work so well
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