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re: The Merlin Report *updated*

Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:57 am to
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:57 am to
I'm torn. I kinda like the weirdness of this post but then I feel like I need to be bitchy towards aggies for the next 48 hours so I won't offer an upvote but a different week and I might.
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:00 pm to
or a 6-7 coach in 2016. Are they really gonna pay him 40 million dollars?
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
12612 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:20 pm to

Posted by Godawgs4
Member since Aug 2016
4250 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:30 pm to
Thank you for the history lesson. So the question begs, is it better to beat a bad team or lose to them? All you can do is play your next opponent. Was he supposed to lose to some of those teams deliberately to make himself look worse?
You conveniently left out a win over Michigan, a win over NC State, WF, a conference champion Rice as well. To be fair we also lost to NW and GT in bowl games as well.

So we can play that game as well but none that will determine the outcome of Saturday's game against UGA.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58061 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:34 pm to
Aggy thanks you for pointing out that all the information in the file did not make it through the first transmission.

Investigation into the Merlin's bowl games indicates more smoke and mirrors.

2010 - W - 52-14 - Gator vs 7-6 Michigan (Rich Rod fired after game)
2011 - W - 23-17 - Music City vs 6-7 Wake Forest
2012 - L - 20-34 - Gator vs 10-3 Northwestern (UN's first bowl win since 1949 Rose Bowl)
2013 - W - 44-07 - Liberty vs 10-4 Rice (Rice had 3 wins vs teams w/winning record Marshall, UTSA, Tulane)
2014 - L - 34-49 - Orange vs #8 11-3 Georgia Tech
2015 - W - 52-28 - Belk vs 7-6 NC State (Wolfpack's only win vs school w/winning record was vs 6-5 FCS Eastern Kentucky
2016 - W - 17-16 - St. Petersburg vs 6-7 Miami of Ohio


Aggy will insert this valuable data into the original transmission text.
This post was edited on 9/21/17 at 12:36 pm
Posted by MButterfly
Quantico
Member since Oct 2015
6860 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:57 pm to
For a coach that hasn't accomplished much, he sure is at the top of a lot of people's wish list.


Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
Member since Oct 2012
14984 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 1:06 pm to
Nailed it

Posted by Ole Messcort
Member since Aug 2017
1752 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 1:06 pm to
Haha I actually enjoyed this post so have an up vote. Now do MSU's record just like that but for the previous 8 years before Mullen came on board. Oh and don't forget that Mullen has a resume of QBs under his wing that includes Alex Smith, Josh Harris, Chris Leak, Tim Tebow, Cam Newton (1 yr), Dak Prescott and Nick Fitzgerald. i don't think you'll be able to find a better QB producer in the entire country with a better resume than that.
Posted by BiscuitEater
Maroon Nation
Member since Sep 2010
311 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

Aggy ponders.... what has the Merlin really done?


Taken MSU to 7 bowls in a row, behind only GA, Bama, UF, & A&M (by 1).

Ranked #1 in the country for four weeks; last time A&M was ranked #1 was 1957, 60 years ago, under Bear Bryant.

Obviously, he's put your 'panties in a wad' after beating y'all last year when you were #4 .. let it go!

Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50381 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 1:28 pm to
I find it funny odd that so many State fans hang their hat on a midseason ranking. I've never seen a fanbase do it after the fact.
Posted by BulldogDX
Member since Mar 2011
905 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 1:38 pm to
What is this crap? You're not scheduled for your grinding for several more weeks.

What is with Aggie and always wanting to be grinded?
Posted by BiscuitEater
Maroon Nation
Member since Sep 2010
311 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

find it funny odd that so many State fans hang their hat on a midseason ranking


Just a sign of things to come.
Posted by Ole Messcort
Member since Aug 2017
1752 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 1:45 pm to
What are you talking about moron? We weren't ranked before playing LSU yet you didn't see that stopping tGrind from happening did you.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58061 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

Taken MSU to 7 bowls in a row


Aggy research indicates this claim is more smoke and mirrors. Aggy has found that the Merlin did not take Moo to a bowl last year through his own magic. Moo went to a bowl with a 5-7 record b/c there were not enough eligible teams. Moo was the little sister taken to the big school dance by the brother who couldn't get a date.
Posted by Dan Merlins
Memphis
Member since Sep 2017
12 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 2:07 pm to
As reported earlier I'm not interested in a job at Texas A&M. It's the land of sodomites, and I have my children to protect.

Also a few of your devoted fan base posted pictures of what I first mistook as a North Korean prisoner camp but later found out was actually College Station.

You have nothing to offer me except your tears which I will collect in abundance on October 28th.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 2:09 pm to
College Station is downtown New York City compared to fricking Starkville dude
Posted by Dan Merlins
Memphis
Member since Sep 2017
12 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

College Station is downtown New York City compared to fricking Starkville dude


Yeah if New York City was filled with homosexual men.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 2:15 pm to
Well...
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24268 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 2:16 pm to
My Merlin report:
aTm wins against LSU this millenium = 0

MSU wins against LSU the last 4 years = 2
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 2:19 pm to
You want him

You can't have him

You typed all that shite instead of saying "WELL WE DIDNT WANT HIM ANYWAYS HMPH"
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