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re: The Legend of the Bama Fan

Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:21 am to
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23061 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:21 am to
quote:

She gone?
died last february; found out when i googled her.
Posted by Bloodworth
North Ga
Member since Oct 2007
4000 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:43 am to
I'm a big LSU fan and do not feel it is my place to criticize Alabama's fan base... Simply laugh at it and move on. I've seen my share of LSU fans doing disgusting things. The fact that you post this shite makes it seem like you are a stalker and suffering from some type of penis envy. Thus compelled to throw spitballs at the gorilla.
This post was edited on 1/4/14 at 7:44 am
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11010 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:48 am to
They are so special
Posted by TigerEyes1970
Member since Dec 2013
913 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:10 am to
You can add, 'throwing bricks through bama coach office window', and even though this happened many years ago (I think it was done to Bill Curry's window), I'd still count it.
Posted by Urban OhiO
Columbus
Member since Jan 2014
611 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:12 am to
That actually never happened.
Posted by Rhymenoceros
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Nov 2012
4181 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:20 am to
Its not just that they do crazy shite, its that they are always publicly apologizing to Saban after the fact. Its a platform for the gumps to forever tie their name to the bama program.
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:28 am to
You forgot about the AU fan that hates kittens.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
10704 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:06 am to
All fan bases have a few nuts, the difference is that the Gumps not only have many times more than anyone else, they celebrate and honor them. In 2012 for the BSCCG, Lee Harvey Updyke walked down Bourbon St. and was mobbed by autograph seekers, he was cheered and honored by the Gumps.

The best part about Bama having a 2 loss year was that the SEC office tailor made a schedule for them to give them every possible advantage to give them the best chance for a 3peat,

They failed.
Posted by TIGERFANZZ
THE Death Valley
Member since Nov 2007
4057 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:12 am to
quote:

Its not just that they do crazy shite, its that they are always publicly apologizing to Saban after the fact.

Yeah that's where it starts to get all "Jim Jonsey"
Posted by Politiceaux
Member since Feb 2009
17654 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:15 am to
quote:

1.) Harvey Updyke

2.) The teabagger

3.) Phyllis (Finebaum caller)

4.) Crazy Bama Woman attacking OU fans

None of those come close to the two murders over the past few years due to butthurt over Alabama losing a game.
Posted by HaloWarriors
Murfreesboro, TN
Member since Feb 2010
3351 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:47 am to
Outside of Updyke poisoning the trees - none of the other ones are that unheard of for other fanbases. We just don't hear about them. Bama fans always seem to get caught on video doing their stupid shite.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:49 am to
Get rid of Phyllis (not the same level at all) and its one per MNC.
Posted by El Eh Shu
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
836 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:58 am to
quote:

1.) Harvey Updyke
2.) The teabagger
3.) Phyllis (Finebaum caller)
4.) Crazy Bama Woman attacking OU fans

5.) gump on gump "not fan enough" iron bowl murder
6.) death threats to Cade Foster
7.) fans always crying
8.) kids named Alleigh Bama or Krimson Tyde
9.) fans wanting the coach fired who won them 3 national championships in 4 years for losing one (now two) game(s)
10.) the infant in bama onsy surrounded by guns
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
40970 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 10:25 am to
Good additions. Definitely added the Bama murderer.
Posted by Politiceaux
Member since Feb 2009
17654 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Bama fans always seem to get caught on video doing their stupid shite.
Well, a larger number of mouth breathers contributes to that.
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
40970 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 10:29 am to
I know all fan bases have their crazies; hell LSU has some awful fans too.

But the obsession and delusion of the Bama fan base yields itself to a different kind of crazy regarding fans acting out.
Posted by Crompdaddy8
Jimmy Rustler
Member since Nov 2009
10569 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 10:31 am to
AJ McCarron's uncle ran a family pedophile ring. got busted just last month

LINK
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
40970 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 10:35 am to
As bad as that is, it's not done in the name of Bama.

All the ones I listed were directly tied to Bama football.
Posted by Crompdaddy8
Jimmy Rustler
Member since Nov 2009
10569 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 10:38 am to
not directly tied to Bama football but he was a Bama fan even when AJ was in high school. Feel bad for his sister Dee Dee and nephew AJ.

Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58863 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 10:38 am to
Don't forget Collette Connell (we bawling baby we bawling)


LINK

Didn't she get a DUI shortly thereafter upon driving home?


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