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Posted on 8/28/14 at 11:49 am to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Aubies, Aubies! listen..
We understand you're nervous. Gus is talking with Jerry Jones through back channels, and Harvey Updyke has crossed a boundary into gaining sympathetic publicity by being rejected for the pies in the face (chipping away at a generally forgiving public who's heart is thawing for him).
Those guys are moving up and over, or up and beyond. Gus is foaming at the mouth for more fame, and Harvey is moving toward the cleansing blood of Jesus.
God will not intercede for you on this Aubies. God wants Harvey to heal, and He will see to it that he does. God also is stepping back from Gus and letting him toy with the promises of Satan, just to teach him a lesson later. After Gus is fired by Jerry Jones in late 2016, midseason, he will drop to his knees in forgiveness.
And Aubies, it shall be granted.
Gus will be okay...later.
But he'll be long gone from the plains by then, and you'll have, I don't know, Larry Fedora (a guy who truly suspends players) or somebody cleaning up the mess.
The Wrath Of God is coming aubs. The sins of your past are bringing the angels of war. Kind of like in Revelations, but more about football and stuff. Still alot of pain and knashing of teeth though.
Sorry
Harry Rex Vonner
We understand you're nervous. Gus is talking with Jerry Jones through back channels, and Harvey Updyke has crossed a boundary into gaining sympathetic publicity by being rejected for the pies in the face (chipping away at a generally forgiving public who's heart is thawing for him).
Those guys are moving up and over, or up and beyond. Gus is foaming at the mouth for more fame, and Harvey is moving toward the cleansing blood of Jesus.
God will not intercede for you on this Aubies. God wants Harvey to heal, and He will see to it that he does. God also is stepping back from Gus and letting him toy with the promises of Satan, just to teach him a lesson later. After Gus is fired by Jerry Jones in late 2016, midseason, he will drop to his knees in forgiveness.
And Aubies, it shall be granted.
Gus will be okay...later.
But he'll be long gone from the plains by then, and you'll have, I don't know, Larry Fedora (a guy who truly suspends players) or somebody cleaning up the mess.
The Wrath Of God is coming aubs. The sins of your past are bringing the angels of war. Kind of like in Revelations, but more about football and stuff. Still alot of pain and knashing of teeth though.
Sorry
Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 8/28/14 at 11:51 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Harry Rex Vonner
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Another victim of Gus's HS teams.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 11:53 am to piggidyphish
phish, that's the demons in you talking.
I don't hold you responsible.
Sorry you're dealing with that.
I don't hold you responsible.
Sorry you're dealing with that.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 12:04 pm to OC
A true masterpiece.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 12:12 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Harry Rex Vonner
Dude, I think you need to tighten the cap to that tube of glue or put down the rag soaked in carb cleaner. Get help, seriously.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 12:13 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Aubies, Aubies! listen..
We understand you're nervous. Gus is talking with Jerry Jones through back channels, and Harvey Updyke has crossed a boundary into gaining sympathetic publicity by being rejected for the pies in the face (chipping away at a generally forgiving public who's heart is thawing for him).
Those guys are moving up and over, or up and beyond. Gus is foaming at the mouth for more fame, and Harvey is moving toward the cleansing blood of Jesus.
God will not intercede for you on this Aubies. God wants Harvey to heal, and He will see to it that he does. God also is stepping back from Gus and letting him toy with the promises of Satan, just to teach him a lesson later. After Gus is fired by Jerry Jones in late 2016, midseason, he will drop to his knees in forgiveness.
And Aubies, it shall be granted.
Gus will be okay...later.
But he'll be long gone from the plains by then, and you'll have, I don't know, Larry Fedora (a guy who truly suspends players) or somebody cleaning up the mess.
The Wrath Of God is coming aubs. The sins of your past are bringing the angels of war. Kind of like in Revelations, but more about football and stuff. Still alot of pain and knashing of teeth though.
Sorry
Harry Rex Vonner
Holy Dear Abby Batman.
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Another victim of Gus's HS teams.
Where did this hurt you most?
Posted on 8/28/14 at 12:18 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
more demonic possession coming to the surface
Chizik opened the portal with that first call to Tulsa. And now, those poor Aubs.
Like the West Virginia folks in Mothman with the red eyes and bleeding ears. They didn't ask for it. Evil picked them.
Sorry aubs. I will keep you in my prayers.
Chizik opened the portal with that first call to Tulsa. And now, those poor Aubs.
Like the West Virginia folks in Mothman with the red eyes and bleeding ears. They didn't ask for it. Evil picked them.
Sorry aubs. I will keep you in my prayers.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:44 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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swinetime
Another victim of Gus's HS teams.
not really but you do have a point only one of us played HS football the other cheered from the stands with the other girls. Are you a screamer??
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:46 pm to parkjas2001
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homophobe
the classic comeback of all homo's when someone disagrees with their satanic ways
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:46 pm to swinetime
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played HS football
you know there is a point in life you're supposed to stop talking about it. It's the day you graduate high school.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:46 pm to swinetime
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not really but you do have a point only one of us played HS football the other cheered from the stands with the other girls. Are you a screamer??
Your HS coach forgot to send out your highlight tapes didn't he? That bastard.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:48 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
There's full retard and then there is this clown.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:53 pm to roadGator
There are always a couple of new posters who come in with a shtick they believe to be funny, original or witty. Like the two in this thread, they are usually none of those things.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:53 pm to roadGator
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Your HS coach forgot to send out your highlight tapes didn't he? That bastard.
that is what I always assumed
I shouldn've been all pro by now maybe Gus will give me a 2ND CHANCE 
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:55 pm to WDE24
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There are always a couple of new posters who come in with a shtick they believe to be funny, original or witty. Like the two in this thread, they are usually none of those things.
and you are an intellectual riot right hoss
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:56 pm to piggidyphish
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you know there is a point in life you're supposed to stop talking about it. It's the day you graduate high school.
just pointing out the fact that some of us actually played the game and others are cheerleaders. cheer on Nancy
Posted on 8/28/14 at 2:03 pm to swinetime
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not really but you do have a point only one of us played HS football the other cheered
Yes and I also played JUCO. How was it being in the stands?
Posted on 8/28/14 at 2:19 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
quote:sure you did
Yes and I also played JUCO. How was it being in the stands?
Posted on 8/28/14 at 2:29 pm to swinetime
Must say again, the open portal of Satan is clearly evident in this particular collection
One call to Tulsa. That's all it took.
Prayers for Aubs folks. Please.
Sincerely,
Harry Rex Vonner
Lawyer/Man of God
One call to Tulsa. That's all it took.
Prayers for Aubs folks. Please.
Sincerely,
Harry Rex Vonner
Lawyer/Man of God
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