with liars and douchebags. BTW most horns think the SEC wants them bad:

Enjoy:

-Dodds says Horns "are the Joneses"
-A&M doubles Horns Big12 championships
-Nebraska and Colorado leave Big12
-Dodds says A&M "on the clock" to join Horns in Pac12
-Bowtie says no thanks, got a better offer
-Pac12 says no to Dodds
-LHN launched to crickets chirping
-Puts UTSA on LHN to entertain crickets
-Tries to cheat with > 2 games on LHN, Big12 says no
-Tries to cheat with HS games on LHN, NCAA says no
-Bowtie says "fool me once" and accepts SEC invite
-Missouri follows A&M to SEC Conference of Champions
-Dodds wants Horns in B1G, they say no
-Dodds wants Horns in ACC, they say no
-Dodds says Notre Dame will join Big12
-Notre Dame says no; joins ACC
-Dodds says Fla State and Clemson will join Big12
-ACC renews agreement, Fla State and Clemson stay
-TCU and WVU join Big12, destroying academic rep
-Dodds says TCU and WVU are "upgrades"
-Dodds says SEC "has a sliver down the East side"
-Dodds says can't play A&M as "schedule is full"
-Dodds adds UCLA to schedule
-Wants Tech vs Fran on LHN, Tech will cancel game
-Still no LHN distribution, Dodds says "these things take time"
-Dodds gives Mack three year extension
-Dodds and Mack say Horns have "a SEC defense"
-Horn D gives up 63 points to a mediocre OU team
-Horn D gives up 53 points to terrible Baylor team
-Upgrade WVU gives up 115 to Baylor and Tech
-Upgrade TCU QB in drug rehab, TCU loses to Iowa State
-Dodds says "A&M left the state"
-2013 Ags play more games in Texas than Horns
-Dodds says SEC travel too much: "it's about kids"
-2013 Horns will travel 2000 miles more than Ags
-Horn players (Vacarro) criticize DKR gameday
-Ex Horns (Melton and Jones) embarrassed by efense
-Mack says LHN caused Horn suckage vs. OU
-Stoops says OU didn't need LHN for Horn suckage
-Media outlets make fun of Mack and suckage
-Dodds says Mack has his full support
-Dodds comforts Brown after Tech slap fight
-Horns honor DKR's passing in Iowa State game
-Iowa State is least-watched of 37 televised games
-A&M beats #1 Alabama, most watched of all games
-Dodds and Mack say they're not watching A&M
-Horns last game is showdown with #1 KState
-Baylor and nations worst D beat KState by 4 TDs
-A&M's Johnny Manziel is frontrunner for Heisman
-A&M's Damontre Moore gets Heisman mention
-A&M's Kevin Sumlin getting COY press
-A&M in BCS Top 10
-Dodds schedules Thanksgiving game with TCU
-Dodds wants TCU hex rally, media laughs
-Tells players to tweet about "big-time" TCU game
-Tweets drowned out by media coverage of A&M
-Tells Ketch to call Ash "David Football"
-David Football pulled at halftime vs unranked TCU
-Horns loose to unranked, rotating-rival, TCU
-TCU fans chant "we own Texas"
-Dodds says "team is improving"
-Ags win 10th game with #1 SOS in the nation
-Dodds tells Cotton they won't play vs. A&M
-A&M's JFF expected to win Heisman
-Dodds tells Mack to lead Manti T. Heisman campaign
-A&M's JFF wins the Heisman!!! - begins national media tour
-A&M's Joekel wins the Outland!!! - begins national media tour
-A&M has 3 1st team AAs; Big12 has 1
-A&M destroys Big12s best OU in Cotton Bowl
-Brown recruiting JC QBs, says "future is really bright"
-Top TE Smythe decommits
-Top DT Robinson decommits, heading to SEC
-A&M clobbers Horns recruting; Brown "taking fewer chances"
-Horn Co-OC savior Harsin leaves for Arkie State
-Brown makes Co-OC Applewhite "Lead Co-OC"
-Applewhite admits shagging trainer
-Media reports Louisville may join Big12
-Louisville joins ACC
-Yahoo Sports says Louisville dodging the Big12 "was a great miss"
-Media focusing on Horns inflated recruiting ratings
-Ketch moves Horn non-decommits up in ratings
-Horns suspended at Alamo 'Sexual Assault' Bowl
-Fans boo trailing Horns at half in Sexual Assault Bowl
-Horns win Sexual Assault Bowl, remaining fans cheer
-Track coach forced to resign for "sleeping with student"
-Attorney says track coach not treated same as Old Freak Nasty
-Horns facing huge lawsuit from track coach
-Top Horn QB arrested for MIP, PI, DWI
-Horn BOR investigating everyone, tells Dodds "don't delete any e-mail"
-Horns basketball loses to Division 2 Chaminade
-Chaminade's leading scorer is freshman from Taiwan
-Dodds and Rick Barnes say "we're young"
-Horns basketball 0-3 in Big12; Ags beat Kentucky at Rupp
-Horns Men and Women basketball starts 0-8 in Big12
-Horns lose to Houston Cougars in basketball CBI
-Dodds says basketball recruiting is hard & Barnes is honorable
-Dodds takes cheap shot at Mizzou
-Media reminds Dodds that Mizzou has eternal scoreboard in football, baseball, and basketball
-Mack says suckage caused by a poor media guide and website
-Ced Golden says Horn suckage because they are the "center of the entitlement universe"
-Kirk Bohls says suckage due to "poor tackling, terrible defensive scheme, soft O-line"
-Dodds says he is committed to Mack because "Saban is not coming here"
-Dodds is SI #8 Most Powerful in College Sports due to "out of whack Big 12"
-SEC's Slive is SI #1; "no other move (adding A&M) had such a profound impact on one league"
-FSU AD Spetman says "it would be great to be in the SEC"
-Kirk Bohls of AAS says the Horns "can't even see the Joneses from where they reside"
-Dodds'"sliver" comment makes ESPN Top25 Quotes
-FWST's Galloway tells Dodds "shut the bleep up with your Aggie-phobia"
-Chip Brown says "the Texas athletic program is in the crapper"
-Mack claims Ryan Swope's NFL combine time as part of the Big12
-SEC has record 63 NFL draft picks - even PAC and ACC have more than Big12's 20
-Regarding SEC, Stoops claims Big12's "bottom half are better than theirs"
-Dodds planting rumors that Cinci will join Big12; Tubs is in shock
-Dodds can't get anyone to join Big12; working on "ACC alliance"
-WVU upset that Big12 teams remain 1700 miles away
-Dodds tells Kirk Bohls AAS to plant story that he wanted Louisville over WVU
-Big12 baseball behind Sun Belt conference in NCAA tournament teams
-Horns baseball finishes last in Big12
-Dodds tells recruiting staff to say Loftin and Sumlin are leaving for NFL
-A&M gets #1 football commits on O & D for 2013 &2014
-Mack says Horn recruitig failure because they "were looking at stars" (shout-out to Ketch!)
-Ketch says Horn recruiting failure because Mack was "too GPA-oriented"
-Herbstreit says "maybe Texas is tired of being made fun of and their coach being made fun of"
-ESPN's David Polloack says "I know Texas returns a lot of starters but I just didn't think their starters were all that great"
-ESPN laying off hundreds; cites profit shortfalls due to LHN
-A&M announces $450M stadium and SEC monster network
-CFL's Matt Millen says Horns have "most over-rated gameday atmosphere"
-SI says Horns "have the quietest 100,000 fans on fall Saturdays"
-Dodds puts Ole Miss on LHN; Rebels and Horns are angry
-Big12 chooses Alamo Bowl vs. Pac12 over SEC glory in Cotton Bowl
-Regarding the SEC, Art Briles says "They've put their brand on the table and they've walked away with all the chips"
-A&M wins yet another T&F National Championship along with SEC's Florida
-A&M finishes #6 in Directors Cup, higher than ALL Big12 schools; upgrades finish #47 (TCU) and #68 (WVU)
-KEEP DODDS, KEEP POWERS, KEEP MACK!!!