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re: The Bama Basketball Search - In Haikus
Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:58 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:58 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
quote:
Walmart busy today
much basketball jerseys bought
soon, long return line
Are you oriental?
Or do you just sound chinese?
Nope, just retarded.
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:58 pm to HailToTheChiz
alabamasessed
we got free rent in your head
all of the damn time
we got free rent in your head
all of the damn time
Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:58 pm to WorkinDawg
Some of you people,
Like WorkinDawg over here,
Suck bad at haikus
Like WorkinDawg over here,
Suck bad at haikus
Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:59 pm to HailToTheChiz
Richard pitino
You can call him little dick
Aggies ears perk up
You can call him little dick
Aggies ears perk up
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:00 pm to WorkinDawg
Hahahahahhahahahhahahahahah
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:01 pm to HailToTheChiz
After all is done
We can always fall back on
Bringing back coach grant
We can always fall back on
Bringing back coach grant
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:01 pm to Furd Terguson
quote:
The Bama Basketball Search - In Haikus
Some of you people,
Like WorkinDawg over here,
Suck bad at haikus
Holyshat I'm crying
Guilty as charged
I'm sure this is wrong too
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:01 pm to S
quote:
Richard pitino
You can call him little dick
Aggies ears perk up
hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahaha
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:01 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:
I edited this post because you edited your post Thank you for the fix
What was your original post???
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:02 pm to HailToTheChiz
Gump tears are awesome
I use tears as lubricant
fricking Patton's mom
I use tears as lubricant
fricking Patton's mom
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:03 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
BAttle searched for a pearl
forde rumours did swirl
we are basketball orphans
Roll damn tide....this thread made me smile
forde rumours did swirl
we are basketball orphans
Roll damn tide....this thread made me smile
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:03 pm to WorkinDawg
quote:
Holyshat I'm crying
Guilty as charged
I'm sure this is wrong too
Not sure if serious
You can not be this dang bad
At making haikus
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:04 pm to WorkinDawg
Its all gon b k
Your poetry better than
Bama's PR skills
Your poetry better than
Bama's PR skills
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:06 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:
What was your original post???
I can't remember
Maybe something about "close"
Sounded good to me
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:06 pm to Tuscaloosa
Marshall is our #1 guy
Bama fans opened their thighs like flowers
Battle arose shrieking April Fools
Bama fans opened their thighs like flowers
Battle arose shrieking April Fools
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:08 pm to Tuscaloosa
WorkinDawg is dumb
fricking idiot he is
should go frick himself
fricking idiot he is
should go frick himself
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:09 pm to HailToTheChiz
Wanted Marshall first
That didn't go very well
What a complete shock...
That didn't go very well
What a complete shock...
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:11 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:
Not sure if serious
You can not be this dang bad
At making haikus
When Auburn fans are laughing
It must be that dang bad
they couldn't get into Georgia
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:12 pm to HailToTheChiz
Per poets.org, a haiku:
I'll give it a shot:
Alabama, joke
Gregg stayed at Wichita State
Eat turds trailer trash
quote:
As the form has evolved, many of these rules—including the 5/7/5 practice—have been routinely broken. However, the philosophy of haiku has been preserved: the focus on a brief moment in time; a use of provocative, colorful images; an ability to be read in one breath; and a sense of sudden enlightenment and illumination.
I'll give it a shot:
Alabama, joke
Gregg stayed at Wichita State
Eat turds trailer trash
This post was edited on 4/1/15 at 11:14 pm
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:14 pm to WorkinDawg
quote:
When Auburn fans are laughing
It must be that dang bad
they couldn't get into Georgia
Jesus fricking Christ
Could you possibly suck more
At Goddamn Haikus
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