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re: tGrind is Near (inspired by Evan Stone)

Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:19 pm to
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:19 pm to
Nah man, he gets so much pussy he has no need for porn
Posted by siliconvalleytiger
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:19 pm to
I wanted to post a picture from the era when Moo St last beat LSU. But the quality is too grainy.
Posted by Mr Personality
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:20 pm to
Watching Dirty Harry plow chicks 40 years younger than him will change your life
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:21 pm to
I don't even jack it I just have sex!!!!
Posted by DCRebel
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:25 pm to
WHO NEEDS TO MASTARBATE WHEN HOT CHIX WITH BIG BOOBSS ARE HAVING SEXES WITH YOU I AM SO STRAIGHT YOU GUYS I DO NOT EVEN NEED TO WATSH PORNS BECUASE OF HOW STRAIGHT I AM
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:26 pm to
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:26 pm to
If you don't watch porn you'll never fully know what the real thing is..
Posted by LSU1NSEC
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:26 pm to
quote:

Watching Dirty Harry






Posted by lsutothetop
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:41 pm to
This thread being inspired by porn is a great extended metaphor since we boutta go in dry on that raggedy-assed two-bit Div. III squad from Starkville and Bucktooth Freeze's bitch Merlins
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:43 pm to
This game reminds me of Evan's scene in This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX where he played Tyrion. Sansa resisted our hero, but in the end he held her down, did the deed, and cream pied her. I look at that as a metaphor for LSU slowing us in the 1st quarter then Dak coming through and forcing his will on the LSU defense.
Posted by lsutothetop
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:48 pm to
Can't be, that'd imply you actually did the deed

All you guys ever do is #Grind
This post was edited on 9/14/14 at 11:49 pm
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:51 pm to
The proof will be in all the penis pudding all over your team's faces.
Posted by DCRebel
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

penis pudding


Excellent.

If we're going alliterative, I like the term "population paste," but to each his own.
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

This game reminds me of Evan's scene in This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX where he played Tyrion. Sansa resisted our hero, but in the end he held her down, did the deed, and cream pied her.
brb
Posted by lsutothetop
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:54 pm to
Nah, y'all are gonna blow your loads five seconds into tGrind like always. LSU by 10 going away.
Posted by lsutothetop
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:55 pm to
Posted by LSU1NSEC
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:56 pm to
state fans are special
Posted by lsutothetop
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Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:58 pm to
I love 'em. This grind shite is hilarious.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:01 am to
So you're implying that LSU is going to take the load? Do y'all spit or swallow, or does the team vote on that too?
Posted by lsutothetop
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:03 am to
No don't get me wrong, y'all are blowing the load in your pants. The only #Grindpocalypse happening on Saturday is in Merlin's Hugh Freeze underpants
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