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Posted on 11/21/12 at 2:58 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Posted on 11/21/12 at 2:58 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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the cops can go in your coolers and pour out any alcohol you have.
Its called a lock dumbass not that hard. Unless they have a key they won't be getting my alcohol
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Posted on 11/21/12 at 2:58 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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That's cute if you think that will work. You do realize at Ole Miss normal laws don't apply don't you?
I've heard it all now.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 2:59 pm to msuman2
FWIW it is probably a bullshite claim that my friend is making up. But it wouldn't surprise me in the least if it was true.
This post was edited on 11/21/12 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 11/21/12 at 2:59 pm to MSU4ever
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Its called a lock dumbass not that hard. Unless they have a key they won't be getting my alcohol
You're obviously lost. Is there someone I can call for you? A guardian or perhaps a family member?
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:00 pm to msuman2
I'm gonna pull up the seating chart for Vaught and text a bunch of random seats. Hopefully I'll get some tool thrown out.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:01 pm to OPR
The most effective method is to circle around Oxfart with multiple cowbells hanging out the windows, thus aggravating a much larger portion of the Ole Miss fagbase.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:02 pm to Hardy_Har
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Oxfart
If Oxford is a "fart" then Starkville must be an overflowing sewage plant.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:02 pm to Hardy_Har
Grinders, if your administration was faced with the choice of ending permanent opponents or completely legalizing the cowbell, what do you think they would choose? What would you think the fans would prefer?
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:04 pm to therick711
They'd rather give up sports altogether than give up those damn bells.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:06 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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If Oxford is a "fart" then Starkville must be an overflowing sewage plant.
Incorrect.
If Oxford = Fart then we can assume that
Mullengrad = Shart.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:07 pm to OPR
See.. Somebody gets it..
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:08 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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They'd rather give up sports altogether than give up those damn bells.
That is the impression I get, but I wanted to see what actual grinders thought about it. They may not be able to get bowl eligible if we go to 9 conference games and they don't get to continue their Kentucky rivalry.
Thank God they won four straight to tie the series at 20 wins apiece.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:17 pm to therick711
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Also heard that UPD has been told to treat them as weapons and confiscate them in the Grove if they see them.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:18 pm to msuman2
This will be the only thing OM has any luck stopping Saturday night. They sure as hell won't stop us from scoring. We should bring them but keep them silent till start of 3rd Q. No ole mess fans will be in DWSII after halftime.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:23 pm to MaroonNation
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They sure as hell won't stop us from scoring.
Like y'all will stop us either.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:25 pm to MaroonNation
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This will be the only thing OM has any luck stopping Saturday night. They sure as hell won't stop us from scoring
You are in for such a rude awakening on Saturday.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:27 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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During games if your tent and coolers are unattended the cops can go in your coolers and pour out any alcohol you have.
No wonder so many fans don't leave the grove during the games.
Why would the police even do that? Why do they care enough to go into closed coolers? Are they justifying it by trying to decrease drunk driving after the game or something like that?
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:30 pm to MedDawg
Because everyone is an a-hole.
If you're in the top 1% of assholes, odds are you are a cop.
If you're in the top 1% of assholes, odds are you are a cop.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:30 pm to MedDawg
They rarely do it. I set up right across from the cop tent and don't lock my cooler and they've never messed with me.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:40 pm to MedDawg
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Why would the police even do that? Why do they care enough to go into closed coolers? Are they justifying it by trying to decrease drunk driving after the game or something like that?
UPD is usually cool. They are fricking tools about this though. It's happened to us twice this season.
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