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re: Texas Aggie Stockholm Syndrome & My Prediction Thereof.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 4:52 pm to WestCoastAg
Posted on 9/15/13 at 4:52 pm to WestCoastAg
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but him saying that we will beat bama was clearly in response to the idiot OP who said they would roll us and wed lose 4 games
But the proper response clearly would have been to laugh at the OP and ridicule him for being an illiterate retard.
"If you aren't smart enough to elucidate your point accurately, it probably wasn't very good to begin with... but I can't be sure because I DID NOT READ." (insert a DNR gif for added effect)
This is the Rant. That's simply how the Rant works.
This post was edited on 9/15/13 at 4:55 pm
Posted on 9/15/13 at 4:54 pm to cyde
or you respond to a flame with one in return. that is also how the rant works
Posted on 9/15/13 at 4:58 pm to WestCoastAg
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or you respond to a flame with one in return. that is also how the rant works
Yeah, but if the poster whom you're responding to is clearly stupid, you should always target that. To hell with whatever "point" he thought he was going to make. It's like a "get out of addressing the issue free" card.
Calling him dumb and telling him to take a hiatus from posting due to his dying in an electrical fire undercuts his point to begin with, and everyone laughs at the dumbass.
This post was edited on 9/15/13 at 4:59 pm
Posted on 9/15/13 at 4:58 pm to cyde
I thought the Rant worked by turning every discussion about a random team into a discussion about your team.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 5:00 pm to Lsupimp
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I thought the Rant worked by turning every discussion about a random team into a discussion about your team.
No, that might be how the Tiger Rant works, though.
The SEC Rant works by turning every discussion about a random team into a shitty flame-fest, half about the team in question and half about some other random team.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 5:03 pm to cyde
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The SEC Rant works by turning every discussion about a random team into a shitty flame-fest, half about the team in question and half about some other random team.
Whew!
For a minute there, I wasn't sure if I was doing it right.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 5:07 pm to cyde
quote:do you really expect someone with only a couple hundred posts will understand that. his flame was in response to an open flame against us. there are about 5 aggie posters who went out to say we would win. fawx, roger, maroon flash, swagger copter, and texas tea. every other time that i can remember that an aggie poster said we would win was in direct response to someone telling us we would get our asses kicked. thats 100% fine by me
Yeah, but if the poster whom you're responding to is clearly stupid, you should always target that.
This post was edited on 9/15/13 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 9/15/13 at 5:10 pm to TooCold
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Now you are just making shite up to suite your premise. I recall some of saying we would compete...and we are. Why are you so scared of a competitive A&M team?
A) So the multipage is A&M a contender thread didn't exist? whewwww thanks... thank god there are not that many stupid people.
B) A competitive A&M is just fine. Never said otherwise.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 5:30 pm to Lsupimp
You've started multiple threads today and made multiple posts aimed at nothing but flaming the reigning National Champions who are undefeated and just won a huge SEC game on the road. You've been flaming said team for 2 weeks now. You've even started a thread on your own teams board about Alabama that has blown up in your face. You look fricking stupid. My jimmies are not rustled, btw, I'm just trying to help you out. You seem desperate, and it's not attractive. 'Preciate your interest in the Tide! Now let me grab my water and GTFO..
Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:22 pm to JuiceTerry
Get a life you humorless, thread-stalking Gump. This thread is not about you. It is about Aggie. Only a narcissist would continue to argue that it's really all about themselves after being repeatedly told otherwise. A sure sign of rustled jimmies is the fact that you are following me about protesting like a little bitch that your jimmies are not rustled. Your jimmies are rustled, you are in an obvious panty-twist and I expect you to begin grief-counseling at any moment, so strong are your Bama-centric paranoiac rantings.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:26 pm to Lsupimp
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It is about Aggie
You're funny.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:31 pm to Lsupimp
Quit bumping your own shitty threads. This thread is not about Aggy, it's about Pimp. I just pointed out all of your other shitty threads that were about Bama. I'm not humorless, you're just not funny..
Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:38 pm to JuiceTerry
You are 79% more moist than the average male Gump.
I prescribe testosterone and Depends.
Combined, and with a little luck, you have almost no chance of this having any positive effect.
I prescribe testosterone and Depends.
Combined, and with a little luck, you have almost no chance of this having any positive effect.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:43 pm to Lsupimp
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A&M to flame Bama for next 2 weeks, then Go Full Bama Cheerboy thereafter (Posted on 9/4/13 at 10:54 am)
Dumbass, what would you expect? If the team that beat you sucks then you suck worse... of course they are going to cheer for Bama to beat us and everyone else. It makes them look better. Hell, we are pros at it!
Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:45 pm to Lsupimp
"LSUpimp"? What are you, 14? Was xxxLsU420badassxx taken?
Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:49 pm to Lsupimp
The floor is yours, Pimp.. Continue with your Bloviating Passive-Aggressive Insecure Manifesto.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:59 pm to Texas Tea
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"LSUpimp"? What are you, 14?
The year was 2003.
Arguing vociferously for LSU on the USC board with a bunch of Left Coast male bath house frequenters, a member of the aforementioned board, (less a rigid member than you if you know what I'm sayin') said "why don't you go to Tigerdroppings if you are going to pimp LSU?"
Which I did.
Now pull up those Superman undies, find your binky, and let the big boys talk big boy stuff, Aggie.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 8:13 pm to im4LSU
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Helen Keller saw this coming
LOL - you nailed it....great post
Posted on 9/15/13 at 8:19 pm to Lsupimp
maybe we'll cross midfield in our BCS rematch?
Posted on 9/15/13 at 8:28 pm to Nguyening
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our BCS rematch
With apologies to my boy Dat, you lack the scoreboard to say the term BCS or talk about rematches with any credibility. You scored 42 and somehow still lost. Deal with it.
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