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re: Texas Aggie Stockholm Syndrome & My Prediction Thereof.

Posted on 9/15/13 at 4:52 pm to
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 9/15/13 at 4:52 pm to
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but him saying that we will beat bama was clearly in response to the idiot OP who said they would roll us and wed lose 4 games

But the proper response clearly would have been to laugh at the OP and ridicule him for being an illiterate retard.

"If you aren't smart enough to elucidate your point accurately, it probably wasn't very good to begin with... but I can't be sure because I DID NOT READ." (insert a DNR gif for added effect)

This is the Rant. That's simply how the Rant works.
This post was edited on 9/15/13 at 4:55 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 9/15/13 at 4:54 pm to
or you respond to a flame with one in return. that is also how the rant works
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 9/15/13 at 4:58 pm to
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or you respond to a flame with one in return. that is also how the rant works

Yeah, but if the poster whom you're responding to is clearly stupid, you should always target that. To hell with whatever "point" he thought he was going to make. It's like a "get out of addressing the issue free" card.

Calling him dumb and telling him to take a hiatus from posting due to his dying in an electrical fire undercuts his point to begin with, and everyone laughs at the dumbass.
This post was edited on 9/15/13 at 4:59 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 9/15/13 at 4:58 pm to
I thought the Rant worked by turning every discussion about a random team into a discussion about your team.
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 9/15/13 at 5:00 pm to
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I thought the Rant worked by turning every discussion about a random team into a discussion about your team.

No, that might be how the Tiger Rant works, though.

The SEC Rant works by turning every discussion about a random team into a shitty flame-fest, half about the team in question and half about some other random team.
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 9/15/13 at 5:03 pm to
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The SEC Rant works by turning every discussion about a random team into a shitty flame-fest, half about the team in question and half about some other random team.


Whew!
For a minute there, I wasn't sure if I was doing it right.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145132 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 5:07 pm to
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Yeah, but if the poster whom you're responding to is clearly stupid, you should always target that.
do you really expect someone with only a couple hundred posts will understand that. his flame was in response to an open flame against us. there are about 5 aggie posters who went out to say we would win. fawx, roger, maroon flash, swagger copter, and texas tea. every other time that i can remember that an aggie poster said we would win was in direct response to someone telling us we would get our asses kicked. thats 100% fine by me
This post was edited on 9/15/13 at 5:08 pm
Posted by igoringa
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Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 9/15/13 at 5:10 pm to
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Now you are just making shite up to suite your premise. I recall some of saying we would compete...and we are. Why are you so scared of a competitive A&M team?


A) So the multipage is A&M a contender thread didn't exist? whewwww thanks... thank god there are not that many stupid people.

B) A competitive A&M is just fine. Never said otherwise.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 5:30 pm to
You've started multiple threads today and made multiple posts aimed at nothing but flaming the reigning National Champions who are undefeated and just won a huge SEC game on the road. You've been flaming said team for 2 weeks now. You've even started a thread on your own teams board about Alabama that has blown up in your face. You look fricking stupid. My jimmies are not rustled, btw, I'm just trying to help you out. You seem desperate, and it's not attractive. 'Preciate your interest in the Tide! Now let me grab my water and GTFO..
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78467 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:22 pm to
Get a life you humorless, thread-stalking Gump. This thread is not about you. It is about Aggie. Only a narcissist would continue to argue that it's really all about themselves after being repeatedly told otherwise. A sure sign of rustled jimmies is the fact that you are following me about protesting like a little bitch that your jimmies are not rustled. Your jimmies are rustled, you are in an obvious panty-twist and I expect you to begin grief-counseling at any moment, so strong are your Bama-centric paranoiac rantings.
Posted by EKG
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Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:26 pm to
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It is about Aggie

You're funny.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:31 pm to
Quit bumping your own shitty threads. This thread is not about Aggy, it's about Pimp. I just pointed out all of your other shitty threads that were about Bama. I'm not humorless, you're just not funny..
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78467 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:38 pm to
You are 79% more moist than the average male Gump.
I prescribe testosterone and Depends.
Combined, and with a little luck, you have almost no chance of this having any positive effect.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
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Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:43 pm to
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A&M to flame Bama for next 2 weeks, then Go Full Bama Cheerboy thereafter (Posted on 9/4/13 at 10:54 am)


Dumbass, what would you expect? If the team that beat you sucks then you suck worse... of course they are going to cheer for Bama to beat us and everyone else. It makes them look better. Hell, we are pros at it!
Posted by Texas Tea
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Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:45 pm to
"LSUpimp"? What are you, 14? Was xxxLsU420badassxx taken?
Posted by JuiceTerry
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Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:49 pm to
The floor is yours, Pimp.. Continue with your Bloviating Passive-Aggressive Insecure Manifesto.

Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78467 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 7:59 pm to
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"LSUpimp"? What are you, 14?

The year was 2003.

Arguing vociferously for LSU on the USC board with a bunch of Left Coast male bath house frequenters, a member of the aforementioned board, (less a rigid member than you if you know what I'm sayin') said "why don't you go to Tigerdroppings if you are going to pimp LSU?"

Which I did.
Now pull up those Superman undies, find your binky, and let the big boys talk big boy stuff, Aggie.
Posted by windsor1977
Member since Aug 2012
1154 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

Helen Keller saw this coming


LOL - you nailed it....great post
Posted by Nguyening
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Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 8:19 pm to
maybe we'll cross midfield in our BCS rematch?
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78467 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 8:28 pm to
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our BCS rematch



With apologies to my boy Dat, you lack the scoreboard to say the term BCS or talk about rematches with any credibility. You scored 42 and somehow still lost. Deal with it.
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