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re: Takeaways from the GameDay feature on SEC wives

Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:16 am to
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:16 am to
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4. Malzahn's wife is a kook.


a bit of an understatement
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:16 am to
From all reports around Baton Rouge, Terry Saban is a genuinely great person.

Kathy Miles, while equally as nice, is, ummm, definitely looks like a woman's basketball coach. I'll leave it at that.
This post was edited on 9/27/14 at 10:26 am
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:18 am to
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3. Dan Mullin did better than anybody else, all things considered.


She must have a good personality I guess.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:19 am to
Les might be a dolt sometimes, but dude is a great family man.

What is wrong with Kristi Malzahn? I feel like she needs to be in a room with padded walls.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54623 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:19 am to
UK

AD's wife and M basketball coaches wife


W basketball coaches wife


football coaches wife
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55232 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:20 am to
Everyone but Bert probably is, that's the problem. I feel bad for the guy.
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30098 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:20 am to
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What is wrong with Kristi Malzahn? I feel like she needs to be in a room with padded walls.


That's where she was watching the game.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54623 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:21 am to
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She must have a good personality I guess.


Is that code for can get a golf ball through a garden hose?
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95886 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:21 am to


That poor boy needs to get some sun
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:23 am to
The crazy ones are great in bed...we'll done Gus
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47729 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:24 am to
Muschamp's wife looks like that chick that tried to turn herself into a cat.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:26 am to
Maybe that yeah and she just looks haggard to me- older than she is- could be too much sun over the years I suppose.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47729 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:29 am to
You know Jen takes it in the arse but does Bert's gut cock block him before he can get it inserted.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:30 am to
No, it's all about proper positioning
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95886 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:30 am to
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You know Jen takes it in the arse but does Bert's gut cock block him before he can get it inserted.


Not if you use enough flour
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19619 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:33 am to
Jen Beliema claimed that she was a huge Wisconsin fan and met Bert in Vegas and didn't know who he was. Then they did a long distance thing and Bert waited months to tell her who he really was.

Bert believed it.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47729 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:36 am to
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Message Posted by piggilicious No, it's all about proper positioning


It would have to be reverse cowgirl. Bert's view during sex probably just looks like his gut has a blonde wig on.
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:42 am to
They all have snakes in their head, some have little snakes, others GDKC's
Posted by whyalwaysme
Member since Sep 2014
152 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:46 am to
Gus wife likes her bacon extra crispy
Posted by Bogie00
Tiger in Kansas
Member since Apr 2012
5703 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:47 am to
This whole thread is SEXIST.

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