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re: Stoops set to answer for SEC jabs

Posted on 12/10/13 at 12:31 pm to
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 12:31 pm to
S E C the roar
Big game Bob gives the salute
My tongue, I will hold
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28286 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 12:37 pm to
I very, very, very, rarely pull for bama. I hope bama beats the absolute shite out of OU.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 12:41 pm to
I bet Stoops wishes that Iowa had hired him to replace Hayden Fry instead of Ferentz. Then Stoops would have no problem beating SEC teams in bowls. Like LSU, South Carolina, Florida, and even Mizzou
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 12:43 pm to
A stiff dew is coming.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 1:02 pm to
Sooner trail of tears:
They slink home, hurt, tail 'tween legs.
Saban goes in dry.

Big Game Bob's large mouth
Creates trouble, much pay-backs.
Big Nick skips the lube.

This post was edited on 12/10/13 at 1:03 pm
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 1:15 pm to
Boomer boomer boom
Saban goes in hard and dry
Boomer boomer cry
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Big Game Bob's large mouth

He's starting to spend a lot of time 'clarifying' now.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 1:23 pm to
Gonna dickride Bama so hard for this game.
Posted by sasrocks
Kansas City MO
Member since Nov 2011
1067 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 1:28 pm to
It aint dick riding, fools - it's sweet justice that will be served up for all Bobby's transgressions and lies.

Destroy that sooner arse please please please
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

He's starting to spend a lot of time 'clarifying' now.

Too late. His mouth just got his team in a world of hurt.

Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

It aint dick riding, fools - it's sweet justice that will be served up for all Bobby's transgressions and lies.



No, it is dickriding for me. It is about more than Stoops and his words.

I have long felt that OU has basically stolen A&M's destiny up until this point. They basically are Texas's second big team- Texas's FSU. And they cheated to get into that position.

For that reason, I want them to lose to Bama by a 100, have their entire team die in a plane crash on the way back to the meth house they call a state, have their program hire Lane Kiffin as coach to replace Stoops, and then have Lane drive them to the same place former elite program Minnesota is at now.

I don't think a person on the planet hates the OU program as much as me...
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10408 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 1:36 pm to
Ya'll forget that there is a love interest between Bammer and Sooner after we played them back in the fRan-Shula era. There is going to be a governor put on this potential epic beating.
Posted by aggressor
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2011
8714 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 1:37 pm to
It's worthwhile to beat the crap out of OU just so you don't have to listen to the most annoying 2 word Fight Song in College Football. It makes "Rocky Top" sound like a joy.

I'll never forget after we played OU and I asked someone what the words to their Fight Song were and they said "Boomer Sooner". It asian me about a minute to truly believe it was just "Boomer Sooner" over and over and over and over again. Then I asked what "Boomer Sooner" actually meant and they explained it was the folks that went across the border early to steal land during the Land Rush. I thought that must be a joke as well not believing a Flagship school of a state would actually name itself that.

OU is just a different kind of folks.
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9056 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

FYI, this is the SEC. You are either conference champs or you are not champs.


UGA fans beg to differ
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

I thought that must be a joke as well not believing a Flagship school of a state would actually name itself that.


Nope. They are proud of that shite. Stealing is built into their DNA, whether it is land or Texas recruits. They feel it is their birthright.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111507 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

I thought that must be a joke as well not believing a Flagship school of a state would actually name itself that.


Uh. Jayhawks?
Posted by Leopold
Columbia
Member since Sep 2013
1068 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 2:40 pm to
Ole Miss > Texas > Oklahoma

Besides, if Bob has a problem with the bottom half of the SEC then all he has to do is talk to his brother about it.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19233 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

he was referring to you bottom feeders, not to us.

We'll win this one for Bama, not for you dickriders.


So who you replacing Saban with when they move to Austin?
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
32978 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

I wanna hear SEC SEC SEC from just before halftime til the end of the game or til Bob turns around and flips off the crowd
Posted by Mudflap007
The big D
Member since Sep 2013
216 posts
Posted on 12/10/13 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

FYI, this is the SEC. You are either conference champs or you are not champs.

UGA fans beg to differ


So do Bama fans!

In the words of The old Ball Coach: "It's harder to win the SEC than it is to win the BCS."

I hope to hell Bama does not lay a "Utah" game out there. It will be fun watching Stoops crawfish his way into the new year and then make excuses all the way up to next season!
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