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re: Stone cold locks for the 2012 season thread
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:50 pm to wdeinttown
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:50 pm to wdeinttown
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Van Gorder will have the #1 defense in the SEC and Jay Jacobs will claim its an "Oh my fricking God thing."
Golden.
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Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:51 pm to Damn Good Dawg
I counted them
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Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:52 pm to WDE24
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Gene Chizik will break the record for cliches uttered in a single season.
All starting with the word, "Well,..."
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:52 pm to KajunGator
thanks buddy 
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:53 pm to WDE24
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Saban will irrationally criticize Bama fans and the press and both will heap praise on him for it.
- NBamaAlum will fap while uttering the phrase "Dear Leader" during the season.
- Another pair of Pat Dye's pants will be found.
- All new AU players will be issued a midget in a suitcase.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:53 pm to parkjas2001
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along with a guaranteed win against AU.
We'll get that this year in Starkvegas
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:54 pm to deltaland
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We'll get that this year in Starkvegas
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Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:54 pm to deltaland
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along with a guaranteed win against AU.
We'll get that this year in Starkvegas
It this the first "stone cold lock of 2012" to come true?
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:54 pm to KajunGator
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don't see what's funny
Of course you don't.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:56 pm to NBamaAlum
1. Zack Mettenberger will have a TD called back for Brad Wing style taunting.
2. Merlins will buy advertising rights the one cab that operates in Batesville and have "Our State" painted on it in an effort to break the Ole Miss stranglehold on South Panola.
3. After the success his team had in 2011, Richt will require his football players to wear "Slay Your Energy Vampires" underwear daily. He will also block their access to the SEC Rants..
4. Stephen Garcia will reemerge with the South Carolina football team as assistant quarterbacks coach so Coach Mangus can have someone to drink all night with him on Mondays.
5. A&M will announce they are going to require the Yell Leader Team to be made up equally of male & female members after a steep decline in enrollment that was caused by the inevitable decline in procreation due to their homosexual lifestyle.
2. Merlins will buy advertising rights the one cab that operates in Batesville and have "Our State" painted on it in an effort to break the Ole Miss stranglehold on South Panola.
3. After the success his team had in 2011, Richt will require his football players to wear "Slay Your Energy Vampires" underwear daily. He will also block their access to the SEC Rants..
4. Stephen Garcia will reemerge with the South Carolina football team as assistant quarterbacks coach so Coach Mangus can have someone to drink all night with him on Mondays.
5. A&M will announce they are going to require the Yell Leader Team to be made up equally of male & female members after a steep decline in enrollment that was caused by the inevitable decline in procreation due to their homosexual lifestyle.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:56 pm to parkjas2001
Yep.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:58 pm to NBamaAlum
-NYCAuburn will consume roughly 3.4 gallons of tequila more than last year during tailgating festivites
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:59 pm to FulmersGonnaFixIt
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FulmersGonnaFixIt
Nor do I see what our past win/loss records have to do with the 2012 season
Posted on 3/20/12 at 4:00 pm to NBamaAlum
Auburn loses to UGA at JHS but wins the rematch in Atlanta, sending us to Miami and bringing the DSOR within 2(?) games of "tSOR".
I'll hang up and listen.
I'll hang up and listen.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 4:00 pm to NYCAuburn
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NYCAuburn will consume roughly 3.4 gallons of tequila more than last year during tailgating festivites
You're gonna need it with Black White Cam under center.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 4:01 pm to SwayzeBalla
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Bray will still have the worst tattoo of any player in the SEC.
- Tyler Wilson will have a drunk, dyslexic pirate give him a tatoo with a razorback in motion with the Arkansas fight song. Only to try to beat Bray and AJ for the worst tatoo in the SEC.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 4:03 pm to TheSandman
Also, UGA's only loss going into Atlanta is to Mizzou.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 4:05 pm to TheSandman
Mark Richt finally wins a crystal ball but gets it revoked for banging his wife on the 50 yard line
Posted on 3/20/12 at 4:06 pm to NBamaAlum
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You're gonna need it with Black White Cam under center.
I was refering to the celebratory drinking after W's, one of which includes a certain holiday weekend in november
Posted on 3/20/12 at 4:06 pm to NBamaAlum
quote:Or Twitter Cam.
You're gonna need it with Black White Cam under center.
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