re: Spinoff thread... Have you ever gotten into a fight after a football game?

High school, yes. But it was unrelated to the game. Had some WVU fans say they were gonna kick my arse, but I guess they decided to diddle their sisters instead.

You should've logged out of monstercock.com and apologized to that man's wife, Drew.

I actually got into a fight during a game once. It was during the 1995 Independence Bowl pitting LSU versus Michigan State.

A group of guys (unknown who they were supporting) were drunk and being extremely vulgar right behind us and there was two young girls with a single father right in front of us. When we asked the guys to bring it down just a bit, they screamed at us to go F ourselves, so we "escorted" them out providing them with a few knots on their heads after we got down to the stairwells.

The cops came along after it was all over and invited us all to leave. They were very cool about it once the father of the girls told them what transpired, but they said they had no choice but to kick out everyone involved in the altercation.

Yeah. The Alabama vs Auburn game of 2000.

It was an icy cold and bitter day to end a disappointing season. In the 4th quarter, UA behind by 2 or 3 field goals (there were no touchdowns in that game) I headed for the bathroom near one of the concession stands, and there watching one of the tv monitors was a large group of Auburn fans. They were mocking UA and generally disrespecting the home team.

I was still somewhat inebriated from the pre-game tailgate festivities and so I wandered into the middle of the throng and started mocking Auburn and its fans as badly as they were doing UA. For some reason they didn't much like that. The ringleader, a tall and rangy redneck, took exception and starting talking schit directly to me.

I still maintain that he pushed me first and I pushed back, but in any event, after I felt threatened I swung for the guy and missed, then swung again and landed a solid punch to the guy's bulbous redneck nose. He sprawled backward onto the concrete floor, blood a flowing. A couple of his erstwhile buddies grabbed me from behind and slung me backwards. I hit the deck and rolled back up into a defensive stance, right arm cocked back. From behind me, a UA campus policeman took hold of that arm and asked me to calm down, and I did. He lightly started leading me out. The stupid barner, blood drying on his face, came running up to us and took a wild swing at me that missed, at which point another UAPD guy grabbed him and led the dumbazz in the opposite direction.

Punching that goofy dork was a damn good feeling and a good way to end a crappy season. Would I do it again? Well hell yeah, circumstances being the same. Dig it.

No, but I've seen some decent altercations. Actually saw more fighting than anywhere else in Athens, but it was primarily dawg on dawg action(eww). Great trip, and them fighting was just extra entertainment

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Yeah at Ole Miss I had people my father age shite talking me. That made me never care to go back.

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Do you have a vagina? I mean I have been to "The Real Death Valley" several times and always get some shite talked to me. Generally it is in good natured fun and likely because most people aren't gonna look at me and say "let's frick with that guy"......but you Tiger fans must be a bunch of pussies that can dish it but not take it.

No because I'm not a trashy degenerate.

Seen a few fights:

One that sticks out was I believe the 1993 Iron Bowl. it was the year AU was serving a season long TV ban so the only way to watch the game (being played at JHS) was on a big screen live feed at BDS. AU won the game and some uber-wasted frat daddy in blue blazer and Auburn tie was screaming the AU fight song over and over getting in peoples faces. One thing lead to another and a gump clocked him and sent him flying down several rows of bleachers.

Had a super wasted South Carolina fan in 2010 ( a black guy) step up on me in a bar where we were watching it. His buddies pulled him away and apologized. He waaaay to drunk to really fight.

Me and a buddy broke up a fight between a wasted gump and two Michigan fans at AT&T. Gump's fault he was wasted and being a dick. We hung out and had beers with the Michigan dudes afterwards.