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re: Spin off: Why hasn't bama ever rolled toomers corner?

Posted on 12/7/16 at 2:31 am to
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 2:31 am to
You would have a better chance at getting to POTUS than you would to those trees after a Bama win at Auburn.

They guard those trees with their life.

Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18162 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 2:59 am to
quote:

y don't arky fans celebrate at Wal-Mart after a win?


Whoa, now. That's our thing.

We're "above" rushing a field or getting off our butts at a home game (for the most part), but we have to be the first one to grab our new rivalry beatdown/championship/bowl win Wal-Mart tees.

Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 3:18 am to
There was a Bama troll who rolled the tree when Chizik was hired. He was also the same guy who also uploaded a video celebrating with Auburn fans at the airport when Chizik arrived.
Posted by PepaSpray
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Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 4:28 am to
shite paper belongs in the toilet
Posted by UF
Florida
Member since Nov 2016
2696 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 4:35 am to
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Eww, you listen to Finebaum.


Eww, you're an Aggie that worships penis.





This post was edited on 12/7/16 at 4:36 am
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40250 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 6:04 am to
I've rang the bell ? Is that not supposed to be for anyone? Chick told me it was for any accomplishment. Never said anything about having to go to uga
Posted by schwartzy
New Orleans
Member since May 2014
9027 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 6:35 am to
They beat Auburn so much now it's not what it used to be
Posted by TideJoe
Member since Sep 2012
939 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 6:44 am to
Because the locals would lose their shite. That's sacred to Auburn..... it'd be like the away team running through the T at Neyland.
Posted by bamagreycoat
Member since Oct 2012
5749 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:24 am to
Because that would be blatant disrespect to Auburn and their fans. Any Bama "fan" that did that would deserve the beating they would receive.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:26 am to
because it's illegal and the cops standing on the corner would arrest them
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:36 am to
Most people discard middle school antics upon leaving middle school.
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11077 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:40 am to
The embodiment of all Alabama fans, their hero Harvey Updyle already spoiled that opportunity. We now have snipers on the roof.
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
6844 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 8:32 am to
quote:

Why hasn't bama ever rolled toomers corner?


Because even Gumps can figure out it's a stupid tradition!
Posted by Govt Tide
Member since Nov 2009
9111 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 8:34 am to
Go big or go home
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2727 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 8:35 am to
quote:

because they would get the arse beating of their trashy lives.


I'll meet you at Toomers, whip dat arse, and MAKE you go buy the toilet paper.

Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4651 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 8:38 am to
All the comments about Updyke seem to forget he got knocked TF out on his return trip to Lee County.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2727 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:21 am to
quote:

All the comments about Updyke seem to forget he got knocked TF out on his return trip to Lee County.


Well, I'm not Updyke, and I wear a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:29 am to
National Guard gets brought in when Bama comes to town.
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:40 am to
I've always wanted to ask an Auburn fan this. Why do you roll your OWN trees after a win? Is the next step to key your own car or beat your dog? Makes about as much sense as having a tiger as a mascot, yet using an eagle as your live one? What's in the freakin water in Auburn, AL?
Posted by IAmReality
Member since Oct 2012
12229 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 11:37 am to
We poisoned it once, that's better than rolling it 1,000 times.
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