Sometimes I Just Have To Rant!

Arkansas- Y'all ain't worth 2 cents. Go back to the SWC. Yea I know, there ain't no SWC anymore,, but maybe you can start it up again.. Form a one team conference. At least you could win a championship.

Auburn- Little brother, All you can do is ride the coattails of the Crimson Tide. Kiss my Alabama a$$.

Florida- Fricking Yankees. Northern infested state. Think your sh!t don't stink. Well, how does Alabama's smell? You should know,, you been in position to get a drift of it for the better part of 120 years.

Georgia- underachieving bunch of sorry souls. Can't get started and can't finish. Do y'all have any guts? Wait a minute,, I will answer that,, NO! Get you another mascot,,, maybe a pit bull dog.. Something with a little fight in it..

Kentucky- It ain’t basketball season. They won’t even be here to see it…

LSU- Who the fricking frick cares? Nobody! You and your Les of a coach, if it was not for Nicky’s brief visit,, LSU would be the laughing stock of the west. Yea yea, he restored Alabama to glory,, but so have 4 other coaches. You had your chance to end the Alabama/Saban reign. 21-0 Tide over the kitties… Now take your usual seat, which is behind the Tide..

Miss st- You know what I think of when I think of y’all? A turtle crossing a 4 lane hwy. Ain’t got no business being there. Y’all are slow, ugly and just waiting to get run over by the next team.

Missouri- Please! Enough said!

Ole Miss- what the heck have you done? Really,, you ain’t good at nothing! At least Auburn has Swimming. Tell me please,, what is your claim to fame? Let’s see,, you did play in the first night game to be televised back in the 60’s.. Oh yeah,,, that was against Alabama.. Just like most other schools in the SEC, you live in Alabama’s shadow.

South Carolina- Y’all little chickens. Another one of the extensions.. When are you going to do something for the SEC. Heck, all you do is wake up in the morning and yell “cockadoodledoo, I am in the sec”! And you think you hotsh!t! You ain’t nothing!

Tennessee- Can y’all come up with a better color than that puke orange? That color is the only thing that makes you stand out in the SEC. You are the Oregon of the SEC (Only as far as ugly uniforms go). Not that I needed to tell you that. Awful performance Saturday. I thought you would improve once you got rid of the great pumpkin. I guess y’all had to pay for his sins.. Karma ain’t no fun is it?

Texas A&M- Bunch of Johnny come latelys. Well, what the heck are you gone do when Johnny leaves? You have the best player in the country and you can’t even get to a bcs bowl. Y’all are so bad,, you did not even know you had him. Heck,, the best receiver too. Y’all would be better off joining another conference. Check with Arkansas,, and take Missouri with you!

Vandy- Carry on fellows!