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Sometimes Bama fans can be too revealing through their actions

Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:20 am
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38016 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:20 am
https://bustedcoverage.com/2017/05/09/alabama-fan-wanted-for-whipping-out-his-junk-for-convenience-store-lady/

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5:38 p.m. on a Saturday. Earth Day to be exact. It was also the day of the Alabama Spring Game. And it was in Limestone County, which hugs Tennessee and sits in the middle of northern Alabama where I-65 rolls through. The sheriff’s office is hunting for a Bama fan (check the shirt — it’s VINTAGE!) who whipped out his dong — on camera — and showed it off to a convenience store lady.






Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:22 am to
I don't see the problem here.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:22 am to
It's Tuscaloosa, I bet you he made the trip from Colorado.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:23 am to
Questions:

How did it work out?

Deductions:

Wasn't an Aggie...

Observations:

WGAS?
This post was edited on 5/11/17 at 11:25 am
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:25 am to
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I don't see the problem here.



Told ya...


Posted by elit4ce05
Member since Jun 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:28 am to
Yeah it sucks when one criminal is the face of an entire school.





LINK
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38016 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:28 am to
So mad.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38016 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:29 am to
quote:

I don't see the problem here.




Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13488 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:29 am to
quote:


Yeah it sucks when one criminal is the face of an entire school.


Florida had gotten used to it
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11816 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:30 am to
I didn't know I couldn't do that
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17767 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:30 am to
I see Swisher Sweets, but no White Owls?
This store was asking to have a dong waved at it, imo.
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15395 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:34 am to
If a young man cannot court a young lady anymore I dont want to live in this world. Poor guy wears his heart on his sleeve and gets criticized for it. He's just a romantic.
Posted by bamawriter
Nashville, TN
Member since Apr 2009
3163 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:38 am to
Good grief. You can't even offer someone a free meal nowadays. Is this the America we want to live in?
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24531 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:46 am to
That cashier is lucky his balls didn't get tattooed on her forehead.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17028 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:52 am to
quote:

If a young man cannot court a young lady anymore I dont want to live in this world.

Exactly. Doing the helicopter for a special girl I'm interested in is my only move.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9165 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:53 am to
Knees bent, hips pushed forward. Like most bama fans he is over compensation.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:58 am to
quote:

Sometimes Trump voters can be too revealing through their actions
Posted by RollTiger1987
Member since Apr 2017
74 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:59 am to
quote:

I didn't know I couldn't do that


Well now you know!

Get outta here! Just get the frick outta here!
Posted by corneredbeast
02134
Member since Sep 2008
2164 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:59 am to
Yes, there are a lot of people that struggle with that...

Posted by ArabianKnight
Member since Jul 2010
2617 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 12:00 pm to
Went to buy magnum condoms, she didn't believe he needed them. He had to show her. Easy explanation.
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