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Something your fanbase can agree with when it comes to the rest of the league
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:04 pm
Why yes, this is an offseason thread. Baseball is only a few days away gents. Suck it up.
For Alabama:
Auburn: Our state is the king of college football
Arkansas: HUNH used to be dangerous but it's cool now. Malzahn is a goober
Florida: We define the SEC championship game
Georgia: frick Georgia tech. They made it into our fight song, so I reserve hatred for them as if it were a birthright
LSU: Nick Saban is the best coach we've both had in this millennium.
Kentucky: Bear Bryant is the best coach we've ever had
Mississippi: Starkville is a lower tier road trip
Mississippi State: Cam got paid
Mizzou: Derrick Thomas was a bad man. I think we can also agree that Michael Sam is a homosexual
South Carolina: we can agree that Alshon Jeffrey could have pumped gas at halftime and still made it back to catch one handed touchdowns over Dre kirkpatrick
Tennessee: TSIO is untouchable. The rest of you need to DWI
Texas A&M: Gene Stallings is a boss, and Dennis Franchione should be imprisoned
Vanderbilt: frick Tennessee.
If any of you disagree with these statements I'd be interested in hearing your argument.
For Alabama:
Auburn: Our state is the king of college football
Arkansas: HUNH used to be dangerous but it's cool now. Malzahn is a goober
Florida: We define the SEC championship game
Georgia: frick Georgia tech. They made it into our fight song, so I reserve hatred for them as if it were a birthright
LSU: Nick Saban is the best coach we've both had in this millennium.
Kentucky: Bear Bryant is the best coach we've ever had
Mississippi: Starkville is a lower tier road trip
Mississippi State: Cam got paid
Mizzou: Derrick Thomas was a bad man. I think we can also agree that Michael Sam is a homosexual
South Carolina: we can agree that Alshon Jeffrey could have pumped gas at halftime and still made it back to catch one handed touchdowns over Dre kirkpatrick
Tennessee: TSIO is untouchable. The rest of you need to DWI
Texas A&M: Gene Stallings is a boss, and Dennis Franchione should be imprisoned
Vanderbilt: frick Tennessee.
If any of you disagree with these statements I'd be interested in hearing your argument.
This post was edited on 2/9/15 at 10:05 pm
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Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:06 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
I'd argue Texas is the king of college football right now.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:07 pm to Dawgsontop34
Are you an auburn fan?
If not then you misunderstood the premise of the thread. I'd also wonder if you drool and rub shite in your hair if you think Texas is the king of college football
If not then you misunderstood the premise of the thread. I'd also wonder if you drool and rub shite in your hair if you think Texas is the king of college football
This post was edited on 2/9/15 at 10:08 pm
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:08 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
No. You said if any of you disagree with these statements. I'm now realizing that it only applied to those direct schools' fans. My bad.
This post was edited on 2/9/15 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:08 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Technically the King of College football resides in Ohio. Just sayin'
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:09 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
For Mizzou:
The rest of the league are a bunch of racist, poor, stupid, hillbilly southerners.
The rest of the league are a bunch of racist, poor, stupid, hillbilly southerners.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:11 pm to MaroonNation
They're merely keeping the throne warm until the king returns
But you are an MSU fan. Do you agree that Cam got paid?
But you are an MSU fan. Do you agree that Cam got paid?
This post was edited on 2/9/15 at 10:13 pm
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:18 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Cam got paid, end of discussion.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:19 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Auburn: Screw the rest of the SEC for the way we were treated in 2010.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:22 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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Rubble
You're being rather mean lately. What's going on man?
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:22 pm to weagle99
I don't think you understand.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:23 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I'm drinking
But I've always hated Tennessee :)
But I've always hated Tennessee :)
This post was edited on 2/9/15 at 10:24 pm
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:23 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Do we need to have an intervention?
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:25 pm to Vols&Shaft83
What? No. Quitting is easy. I've done it dozens of times
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:26 pm to Rayburn8
if we couldn't have bret bielema i'd still want gus malzahn. i'm partial though cuz he coached in my high school division. i don't know what HUHN means.....i tried...i dunno....
HDN?...lol
HDN?...lol
This post was edited on 2/9/15 at 10:28 pm
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:32 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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Something your fanbase can agree with when it comes to the rest of the league
That Bama's/SECR's JordonfortheJ deep thorats and swallows anykinda jizz nightly and thrice on Sundays.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:04 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
frick Tennessee
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:04 pm to Patton
frick Tennessee
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:05 pm to Patton
Seriously frick the Univeristy of Tennessee. Pieces of shite. All of them.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:26 pm to hogNsinceReagan
HUNH = Hurry Up, No Huddle
Gus Malzahn's offensive philosophy.
Gus Malzahn's offensive philosophy.
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