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re: Some SEC stadiums close to collapse

Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3478 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:35 pm to
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meth heads tend not to eat....Missouri is filled with them


This "Missourians are meth heads" crap is just plain wrong. Missourians don't use meth. They simply manufacture it with the high quality expected of small, high achieving businessmen. The customers, mainly southern states, are attracted to the affordable, family-friendly prices and helpful sales people.

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54687 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:24 pm to
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Food is fuel, and when it is treated as more than that, fat is gained...


So what if we start eating all the thin, rich folks on the East and West coast?

Asking, you know, for a friend who is on a budget but has tons of frequent flyer miles with their old job.
Posted by Rougarou13
Brookhaven MS
Member since Feb 2015
6839 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:28 pm to
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Just to be clear, the obesity rates closely mirror poverty rates. These states are amongst the poorest in the nation, and their available diets reflect that.


It's actually cheaper to prepare a balanced meal, but it is more convenient to run by some fast food place. So motivated people tend to make more money, and tend to cook their family's meals. Lazy people tend to make less, and eat drive thru. But the correlations are the same regardless.
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
15973 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:32 pm to
Lol
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15559 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 5:04 pm to
Yayyy! Louisiana is improving.
Posted by thomass
Member since Jan 2014
3526 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 5:26 pm to
Close to 40% obesity rates. That's insane lol. Basically if you are a non-farmer in rural America, odds are you gonna be big
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
26962 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 5:56 pm to
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3. (tie) Alabama (35.7%) and Arkansas (35.7%);

5. Louisiana (35.5%);


To be fair, ours are split between two stadiums.
Posted by LSU GrandDad
houston, texas
Member since Jun 2009
21564 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:03 pm to
there's really not much difference in those numbers. are you saying y'all are just a bunch of skinny arse frickers? hint: y'all means you all.
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter!
Member since Aug 2011
17817 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 7:42 pm to
Good thing we are located in west Georgia.
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3478 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:02 pm to
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are you saying y'all are just a bunch of skinny arse frickers


Of course not, granddad. We're not all "skinny arse frickers." The vast, vast majority of our men are trim, quite muscular, and tall (with excellent teeth).

98% of our women are beautiful with nice round asses, big damn tits, and cream-like complexions.

Exceptions to these, should someone notice them, are recent transplants from Arkansas; Tennessee; and, especially, Kentucky. These are locally known as "elephant seals."

Glad you asked :)
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:06 pm to
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. The Cumberland Gap area of the Bluegrass State is the fattest place I've ever been, and I've been on safari.



Where did you go on safari to see fat people?


Sure as shite wasn't in Africa.
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
4423 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:10 pm to
Luckily for Misery meth heads dont eat
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3478 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Where did you go on safari to see fat people?


He was alluding to elephants, hippos, and the like...dumbass.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:38 pm to
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5. Louisiana (35.5%);



Not last.


Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4170 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:50 pm to
Mizzou's alum are skinny because of the meth
Posted by VivaZapata27
Natchez, Ms
Member since Apr 2013
3573 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:51 pm to
Plus they are all on meth.
Posted by BTide
Member since Dec 2016
252 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 9:05 pm to
Well yea calories in vs calories out determines body weight, but not necessarily composition. Yes, there are healthy foods that are cheap (not a lot of cheap protein though). However, most cheap foods are very unhealthy. For people forced into watching their spending, it is unlikely they will be grabbing healthy foods.

Example: a typical break at work for me at my last job during a low financial period: $1 loaf of French bread. That would cover 2 breaks, and was purely unhealthy. But it was cheap and convenient for a work break. Now my lunch at my new job (when I was on my cut recently) is a pouch of tuna for $2 and a pound of carrots for .88. Sometimes I'd mix it up and get strawberries instead of carrots, which are over $2 for a pound. Now that I'm on a bulk I'm spending a lot more, example today I got 2 apples which ran somewhere over $2, 9oz of turkey breast for $2.50, and a pack of cookies for $1.88. The cookies lasted 2 meals, and I saved a few for my girlfriend.

So yes it's possible to eat healthy foods for cheap (though typically low protein foods), but in general it's so much easier to eat unhealthy if you're broke.

(Before anyone thinks I'm obese cause I'm an Alabama fan and I shared that I eat a lot- I don't even weigh 180 lbs).
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3478 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 9:49 pm to
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Before anyone thinks I'm obese cause I'm an Alabama fan- I don't even weigh 180 lbs


So...you're five foot-one?
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
64659 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

Literalist

hard to get fat when all your fans are on meth
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3478 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 9:55 pm to
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hard to get fat when all your fans are on meth


You best go on to bed, chubbie, if your lard arse will make it up the stairs.
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