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re: So melt is replacing butthurt
Posted on 11/13/14 at 11:31 pm to Kcoyote
Posted on 11/13/14 at 11:31 pm to Kcoyote
quote:
So in a single game a fan can:
Melt from his team losing, publicly displaying his butthurt over his team's recent acquiring of a dumpster on fire, signaling tDecline, AND get their jimmies rustled from baited posts with shiny hooks, leading to a state of "u mad?".
Yes.
And two hard boiled eggs.
Posted on 11/13/14 at 11:36 pm to DownSouthJukin
quote:
You left out:
tGrind
tGrind seemed too specific to MSU. Although I guess tDecline is specific to LSU.
This post was edited on 11/13/14 at 11:36 pm
Posted on 11/13/14 at 11:42 pm to five_fivesix
quote:
responseposting
(seriously bro, love the username - why didn't you go with fivepointfivesix though? )
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:52 am to Kcoyote
In order to melt you must first experience a little butthurt. The butthurt comes before the melt. Auburn fans are a good example of butt-hurt.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:04 am to Kcoyote
quote:
So in a single game a fan can:
Melt from his team losing, publicly displaying his butthurt over his team's recent acquiring of a dumpster on fire, signaling tDecline, AND get their jimmies rustled from baited posts with shiny hooks, leading to a state of "u mad?".
You need to put dickride in there somewhere.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:11 am to five_fivesix
quote:
Posted by five_fivesix
so you're melting over butthurt
nice
He really is though
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:20 am to BowlJackson
quote:
Butthurt has moved off the internet into the IRL vocabulary of sorostitutes
This is true. I heard some girl on one of my wife's Bravo shows use the word butthurt. It was hilarious. I hate that word. It rustles my jimmies.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:27 am to Kcoyote
Butthurt is something you feel (internal)
Melting is something you do (external)
Melting is something you do (external)
Posted on 11/14/14 at 6:17 am to Kcoyote
I always thought they were related but melt was more extreme.
Butthurt: It sucks knowing that if Cade Foster had made just one of those gimme field goals, we would have had the Iron Bowl in the bag.
Melt: Not only do the gumptards get the advantage of the best scheduling, they always get saved by the fricking refs. They're needs to be an investigation into this shite. I'm so sick of every time we play them, we have to beat the bus load of five stars and the refs, both bought by the REC. And even when you do beat them, you have to play them again because ESPN has a goddamn hard on for them. fiehenfiendjebvfudj.
Butthurt: It sucks knowing that if Cade Foster had made just one of those gimme field goals, we would have had the Iron Bowl in the bag.
Melt: Not only do the gumptards get the advantage of the best scheduling, they always get saved by the fricking refs. They're needs to be an investigation into this shite. I'm so sick of every time we play them, we have to beat the bus load of five stars and the refs, both bought by the REC. And even when you do beat them, you have to play them again because ESPN has a goddamn hard on for them. fiehenfiendjebvfudj.
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 6:18 am
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:12 am to Navytiger74
quote:
Butthurt is something you feel (internal)
Melting is something you do (external)
This corndog is correct.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:18 am to Kcoyote
If your team loses and you post on the site in the next three weeks, fans of the school that beat yours will inform you that you are melting. It makes everything so much easier.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:49 am to BallstotheWesleyWall
I recommend a new term:
agitated
all torn up
amazed
antsy
apprehensive
blue
broken up
bummed out
capsized
chaotic
come apart
confused
disconcerted
dismayed
disordered
disquieted
distressed
dragged
frantic
grieved
hurt
ill
in disarray
jittery
jumpy
low
muddled
overturned
overwrought
psyched out
rattled
ruffled
shocked
shook up
sick
spilled
thrown
tipped over
toppled
troubled
tumbled
unglued
unsettled
unzipped
upside-down
worried
agitated
all torn up
amazed
antsy
apprehensive
blue
broken up
bummed out
capsized
chaotic
come apart
confused
disconcerted
dismayed
disordered
disquieted
distressed
dragged
frantic
grieved
hurt
ill
in disarray
jittery
jumpy
low
muddled
overturned
overwrought
psyched out
rattled
ruffled
shocked
shook up
sick
spilled
thrown
tipped over
toppled
troubled
tumbled
unglued
unsettled
unzipped
upside-down
worried
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:12 am to five_fivesix
quote:That's what happened during the Ole Miss game. Rebel Bears got Corndogged.
corndogging
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:01 am to Kcoyote
I am sure you will be able to personally tell us all about it Sunday morning.
Grind on, State!
Grind on, State!
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