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re: So Kyle Allen benches 180 and runs a 4.9
Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:44 pm to Swaggit
Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:44 pm to Swaggit
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It's not just one tiger either, bunch of these retarded felines running around here
Felines are naturally attracted to things that smell like shite. They associate the smell with a litter box
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:46 pm to JayDeerTay84
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quote: I like male cheerleaders and man butt FIFY
I'm on two pages of this thread and have already made you revert to this. Who says you can't teach an old cat new tricks?
Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:46 pm to JayDeerTay84
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...A&M fans realize/acknowledge this kid will not be doing the JFF all season long.
Who thinks he'll do that??? I sure as hell don't, and I haven't seen anybody else claim otherwise. JFF was a once-in-a-lifetime deal.
Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:48 pm to Swaggit
quote:194? You should post less.
Swaggit
Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:49 pm to LSUNV
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Felines are naturally attracted to things that smell like shite. They associate the smell with a litter box
Ok, I know you're trying to talk some poor form of smack here, but you couldn't possibly be more retarded of the subject. I know you are the "cat man" of the small community you reside in, but it's common knowledge that cats are rather clean creatures and hate to be dirty.
Still, cats are dogbait.
Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:49 pm to abellsujr
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quote: Swaggit 194? You should post less.
What's your deal? You're arguing FOR Kyle, right?
Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:50 pm to Swaggit
quote:Age vote? I say 15.
Swaggit
Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:50 pm to Swaggit
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I'm on two pages of this thread and have already made you revert to this. Who says you can't teach an old cat new tricks?
Reading program must have improved
This post was edited on 5/21/14 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:52 pm to LSUNV
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Reading program must have improved
You're too gone for words if you can't comprehend what I mean by that statement.
Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:53 pm to abellsujr
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quote: Swaggit Age vote? I say 15.
I'm literally the oldest freshman in HS ever.
Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:56 pm to Swaggit
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You're too gone for words if you can't comprehend what I mean by that statement.
You haven't progressed far enough if you didn't catch the real point of my statement
Posted on 5/21/14 at 3:03 pm to TripleBrass
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There's no way I out bench someone who's playing football for a D1 university.
It's actually pretty common for HS QBs. Remember they are often tall and lanky and those long arms make bench presses all far more difficult than it does for the guy whose built like a brickhouse.
Posted on 5/21/14 at 3:04 pm to LSUNV
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You haven't progressed far enough if you didn't catch the real point of my statement
How do you think I caught on to the fact that you are off base from my comment in which you referenced? In simpleton terms, tell me what you think I meant?
Posted on 5/21/14 at 3:10 pm to Swaggit
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How do you think I caught on to the fact that you are off base from my comment in which you referenced? In simpleton terms, tell me what you think I meant?
One must posses two testicles that have descended before said person can understand my statement.
Posted on 5/21/14 at 3:16 pm to LSUNV
Why are you talking about nuts? Stay on topic. 
Posted on 5/22/14 at 6:00 am to Swaggit
This post was edited on 5/22/14 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 5/22/14 at 6:24 am to TigerCruise
Something doesn't compute with his numbers. If he can really squat 400 lbs. he should be able to run a lot faster than a 4.9 40. He had better never drop back back more than 3 steps or never take a snap under center.
Posted on 5/22/14 at 7:55 am to TigerCruise
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But 4.9 speed is something that's generally reserved for OL/DL
I think Tom Brady ran like a 5.5 or 5.6 at one point in his career. All that matters is pocket quickness.
Posted on 5/22/14 at 8:32 am to ronbergundy
Tldr but damn Arse in Mouth is so fricking easy to hook in
Cant wait to kick the shite out ya'll again in Butthole Station
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swaggit + ronbergundy
2 more Amazing Aggie Posters!
Posted on 5/22/14 at 8:32 am to Tiger79
Damn I check the SEC rant this morning and we're still talking about Mr noodle arms. Looks like when we play A&M we'll all have to be ready to use a nerf football
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