Simply put, Michigan whipped our boys everywhere

Yep to all of it.

Same.

Last night I was bummed out.

This morning, I started to see the good of this season. Bama over-achieved this year. Gotta get better for next year though.

But not in home Sweet Dome. That's on you.

All I keep hearing is Saban did his “best coaching job” this year? If he’s continuously and yearly getting and stockpiling 4-5 star recruits and winning recruiting championships every year then wth does he need to be ever praised for a greatest coaching job ever? Why does his team come out in September and look untalented and poorly prepared? Why is he getting his arse physically whipped by a team that prolly doesn’t recruit in the top 15-20 in any year??

Eh, simply put, the universe was gifting you guys time and time again this season, so much that it makes Les Miles blush. It caught up to you.

I think there’s something more supernatural at play, though. This was an act of God, putting an end to whatever BS the universe was trying to pull this year. We’re all familiar with that article that came out right after the SECCG, a troubling statistic that over 78% of Alabama natives are inbred. But let’s make no mistake about it: it is illegal to marry a sibling in Alabama. The Bible condemns sex outside of marriage. I believe God saw that article when we saw it, and decided to punish Bama and intervened.

All this means is that if Bama fans want to continue getting freakish Hail Mary’s / Jordan Travis injuries / muffed punts vs cupcakes, things that would’ve put most teams in the playoffs, they need to lobby hard to legalize inter family marriage again, or they need to stop banging their sisters.