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Sideline reporter Lauren Sisler ... yuck

Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:09 am
Posted by Hewonbyalot
Member since Aug 2021
266 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:09 am
As many options out there why does SECN and ESPN pick such hideous sideline reporters? Fox Sports is far superior with female camera talent
Posted by BFANLC
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Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:12 am to
Ywhi
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
16995 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:14 am to
"Yuck" is a bit harsh for Sissler. She's a solid MILF.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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10158 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:15 am to
Would you smash or not. The answer is yes or you're a fig.
Posted by Hewonbyalot
Member since Aug 2021
266 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:18 am to
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Ywhi

I reside in the local TV market that she's been in for last 15 years and have never even thought that, even in her early 20s. No upper lip whatsoever. The MASH nickname for Frank Burns comes to mind... ferret face. Also overrated skill-wise.
This post was edited on 1/1/24 at 11:20 am
Posted by Hewonbyalot
Member since Aug 2021
266 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:21 am to
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Would you smash or not. The answer is yes or you're a fig.

Did you see those gums on her opening shot? Looked like a horse.
Posted by Bamadog75
Alabama
Member since Mar 2017
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Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:31 am to
She's not that bad. She's a good reporter,I feel sorry for her. She's had a rough life, her parents both died of fentanyl overdose on the same night 20 years ago while she was in college. She is a motivational speaker also telling her story about drug addictions.
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:34 am to
Am I the only one who gives a shite about the rules?

Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:40 am to
Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:47 am to
Just checked and we get Molly McGrath, one of my faves. She was there for the Big 12 championship as well.
Posted by Hewonbyalot
Member since Aug 2021
266 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:57 am to
Molly McGrath is to Sisler as filet mignon is to spam
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
712 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:58 am to
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skill-wise.


its a sideline "reporter." Cmon.
Posted by Bama54
Neverland
Member since Nov 2011
5021 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:58 am to
What does looks have to do with the ability to do job?
This post was edited on 1/1/24 at 12:06 pm
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
712 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 11:59 am to
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She's not that bad. She's a good reporter,I feel sorry for her. She's had a rough life, her parents both died of fentanyl overdose on the same night 20 years ago while she was in college. She is a motivational speaker also telling her story about drug addictions.


Not here to talk serious sht .... important question is - WYHI
Posted by Hewonbyalot
Member since Aug 2021
266 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 12:16 pm to
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What does looks have to do with the ability to do job?

Seriously?
As a female on-camera commentator?
Sideline reporters should fill one of two categories: Former player with experience and superior knowledge of X's and O's, or someone extremely pleasant to look at. Lauren Sisler is neither. Nor are Marty or McGee.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
712 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 12:20 pm to
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Sideline reporters should fill one of two categories: Former player with experience and superior knowledge of X's and O's, or someone extremely pleasant to look at. Lauren Sisler is neither. Nor are Marty or McGee.




How would you classify Holly Rowe?
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
Member since Jun 2016
10051 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 12:21 pm to
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Did you see those gums on her opening shot? Looked like a horse.


What did that lady do to you? You’re coming off like an incel.
This post was edited on 1/1/24 at 12:22 pm
Posted by CFB_Fanatic
Member since Aug 2016
2269 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 12:31 pm to
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her parents both died of fentanyl overdose on the same night 20 years ago while she was in college.


Damn. How sad is it that your parents do this while you’re in college. Who the hell is getting that turnt when they have a 20 year old child?
Posted by Hewonbyalot
Member since Aug 2021
266 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 12:32 pm to
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Sideline reporter Lauren Sisler ... yuck
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Sideline reporters should fill one of two categories: Former player with experience and superior knowledge of X's and O's, or someone extremely pleasant to look at. Lauren Sisler is neither. Nor are Marty or McGee.



How would you classify Holly Rowe?

Correct, she falls outside of those qualifications also. But somehow 20-30 years ago ESPN favored her to be their primary sideline rep on key games, always with Fowler and Herbstreit.
Posted by rebob
Arlington, TN
Member since Feb 2013
333 posts
Posted on 1/1/24 at 12:34 pm to
Part of ESPN's interview process for hiring female reporters is to have them model while wearing a vagina hat
This post was edited on 1/1/24 at 2:11 pm
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