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Serious questions about LSU's win over Auburn tomorrow

Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:52 pm
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:52 pm
A) What will be AU's excuse this year? Forecast looks good last time I checked. It still isn't November though, so I could see this one getting recycled.

B) What will be the Rant's overall justification? Harris is a mix of baby Jesus and Aaron Rodgers, LSU is legit now? K-state should have shown us all this was coming and LSU still sucks?

Please answer in complete sentences, in the order the questions appear. TIA
Posted by Rhymenoceros
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:54 pm to
1) Potatoes

2) I like em.
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:55 pm to
Yo mommandem
Posted by crimsontidefan07680
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:55 pm to
Shouldn't get too many bites
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:55 pm to
Potatoes is not a complete sentence. It's a noun.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

A) What will be AU's excuse this year? Forecast looks good last time I checked. It still isn't November though, so I could see this one getting recycled.


Looking past LSU to tough road game at tGrind.

quote:

B) What will be the Rant's overall justification? Harris is a mix of baby Jesus and Aaron Rodgers, LSU is legit now? K-state should have shown us all this was coming and LSU still sucks?


LSU will be world beaters again.
Posted by Rhymenoceros
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:56 pm to
Not True. Example: What do you like? Potatoes.
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17314 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:58 pm to
Fine. I'll allow it, but I got my eye on you.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:01 pm to
A) The team was distracted by the unicorns hovering over the field.

B) 100% unified and unwavering adulation for the job performed by Les Miles
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:02 pm to
I thought you said this was serious???

quote:

LSU's win over Auburn tomorrow
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:05 pm to
A) Auburn did not pay the referee's enough money to guarantee a victory.

B) Fournette will win the Heisman and the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 2015*.



ETA - As pointed out by Idlewatcher, the Nobel for Chemistry has already been awarded this year, so Leonard will win it in 2015.
This post was edited on 10/3/14 at 4:19 pm
Posted by SallyWheeler
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

AUCatfish



Not suspect.
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

Not suspect.


Que?
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

and the Nobel Prize in Chemistry this year.


Uh this was already a given brah.

Good luck tomorrow Aubbie nation
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17314 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:21 pm to
Turning defenders into grass without the use of a catalyst is pretty damn impressive.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:25 pm to
A) They weren't operating at full strength due to some absences.
B) LSU is as legit as any SEC West contender and Harris is a mix of baby Jesus, Will Smith, and Spiderman.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:31 pm to
C) What type of sandwich will Gus be eating tomorrow night in his kitchen?

quote:

Harris is a mix of baby Jesus and Aaron Rodgers, LSU is legit now?


This can be the only correct conclusion.

I don't even think we need to play the game.

We could save Auburn a lot of injuries and hurt feelings if they'd just agree to peacefully surrender now.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

B) LSU is as legit as any SEC West contender and Harris is a mix of baby Jesus, Will Smith, and Superman.


FIFY.

LINK
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

Harris is a mix of baby Jesus and Aaron Rodgers
Posted by sawfiddle
New Hope, Alabama
Member since Aug 2008
5713 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:51 pm to
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