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re: Serious question. Vols and Shaft

Posted on 9/29/15 at 8:47 pm to
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 8:47 pm to
You leave my honeybear alone, man, Shaft ain't got shite to do with you.
Posted by CajunTiger_225
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Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 8:47 pm to
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Does anyone know who this ^ is?

Hence the entire reason you post. So nerds recognize your handle. Bravo
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

But I hate short people, midget like little freaky things that they are.... Are they even a race...


I always fantasize about how many I could fight at the same time.

Like.

Okay check it out.

Imagine you're sitting in a bar, bam, door's kicked. Not hard, but it opens.

In storms a legion of small people.

How many could you fight until you got exhausted or overwhelmed?

I'mma bet at least 25 for me.
Posted by CajunTiger_225
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 8:50 pm to
It only takes one head dive to the nuts if you think about it
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 8:52 pm to
Would you have sex with a midget woman? I would.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 8:54 pm to
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It only takes one head dive to the nuts if you think about it


Not if you use the first one you knocked out as a codpiece to protect yourself, bro.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 8:54 pm to
quote:


Hence the entire reason you post. So nerds recognize your handle. Bravo



You got me all wrong. The reason I post is for the money and the pussy



Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 8:57 pm to
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Would you have sex with a midget woman? I would.



One time I was hanging out with Corey Larkins and Derrick Tinsley (former Vols), Corey ended up fricking a midget at Hannah's on the Strip.



I was laughing too hard to ask him how it was.
Posted by CajunTiger_225
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Member since Jan 2015
9201 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 9:10 pm to
Wait. Little people don't have super strength?
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 9:30 pm to
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Wait. Little people don't have super strength?


Beats me, fam.

Never got the chance to fight one.
Posted by everytrueson
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

As an African American I take offense to his accusations that Ole Miss is racist.


Posted by GeauxToBed
Covington, LA
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 9:39 pm to
Looks like this thread's finally been anchored.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:42 am to
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I just put on The Help, and I'm rooting for Hilly.


Fun fact. My business partner lives in Hilly's house in greenwood. he rents it.
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 2/16/19 at 9:22 pm to
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