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re: SEC Schools as Star Wars characters.

Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:04 pm to
Posted by artompkins
Orange Beach, Al
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:04 pm to
I would have made Ole Miss Lando for the slimeball factor.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:04 pm to
told you guys

Posted by Fear The Thumb
Coastal, AL
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:05 pm to
Jar Jar Binks would be a better fit for Arky because of their clumsy coach and naive fan base.

This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 1:07 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:06 pm to
You made an alter just for this?

Well post more!
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:07 pm to
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Fresh face? Dude has been the main character since 1977


sigh. Within the universe, he is the youngest Jedi (movies).

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Flashes of brilliance? He blew up the death star and was the cause of the end of the empire. That's like winning 19 national titles in a row.

I'd say Johnny Football's win at BDS his first year was definitely the blowing up of the first death star.
Posted by Spirit Of Aggieland
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
4607 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:07 pm to
If anyone is Jabba the hut, it's the Arkysaw fightin Bielemas...
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:09 pm to
That was actually pretty well put together
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
34875 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:10 pm to
The problem with Jar Jar is he is also probably the 3rd most influential character in the entire prequel trilogy. I like MSU as Jar Jar. They continually seem to do just enough to frick over enough teams to let the Empire (Alabama and Auburn in recent years) win
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38011 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:10 pm to
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Auburn- Darth Vader. powerful, but not quite as powerful as the Emporer


I guess you've never seen Episode VI: Return of the Jedi?

Darth Vader killed that bitch of an Emperor (note: e-m-p-e-r-o-r ) and saved that pussy TAMU's life.

Posted by WalkingTurtles
Alexandria
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:20 pm to
This was actually pretty good, solid 1st post.
Posted by Spirit Of Aggieland
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
4607 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:20 pm to
I see A&M as Han Solo

-Outsider, not part of the establishment
-Has a fast ship
-Comes across as cocky
-Finds himself in tough situations
-Doesn't apologize for his attitude
-Delivers the goods in the end


Posted by Iron Lion
North of the river
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:21 pm to
Aggies are no way cool enough to be Han Solo. Princess Lea maybe but not Han Solo.
Posted by MIZZOU_JP
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by brodeo
Member since Feb 2013
1850 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:24 pm to
No, Leia is Arkansas because she makes out with her brother.
Posted by RagingCajun3195
Fort Worth
Member since Aug 2014
2013 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:27 pm to
But Han Solo isn't gay, do you see the delimma?
Posted by Vegas Tigerette
Las Vegas, Nevada
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:27 pm to
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Darth Vader killed that bitch of an Emperor (note: e-m-p-e-r-o-r ) and saved that pussy TAMU's life.


Plus, Vader/Auburn brought balance to the Force/SEC.

Posted by Spirit Of Aggieland
Houston
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4607 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:28 pm to
Hahaha
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:29 pm to
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50247 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Within the universe, he is the youngest Jedi (movies).



Still not buying it making sense.

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I'd say Johnny Football's win at BDS his first year was definitely the blowing up of the first death star.


So the 1 of the most significant things to ever happen in SWs is the same as beating Bama in one game. That seems very little brotherish.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
34875 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:32 pm to
Lando could also be a good one for A&M.

Have been off in their own little world, may have a little bit of an overinflated opinion of themselves, but they definitely have a past which has gotten them power. Black, which in the star wars world is the equivalent of jizzing in jars while wearing overalls. Yes, that is the exact conversion. Who knew.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 1:38 pm
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