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Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:26 am to WestCoastAg
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:26 am to WestCoastAg
The SEC Rant can't help but to discuss SEC topics. Shaggy could start a thread about literally any topic and would end up discussing aggy. It is like a weird form of obsession mixed with impotent rage. Also their fascination with dicks isn't as cool or funny as they think it is.
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Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:28 am to Gradual_Stroke
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:29 am to pioneerbasketball
Their thread following 2013 blowout loss to BYU was an all time classic melt. That was the game where BYU ran for like 600 yards or something crazy.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:30 am to pioneerbasketball
They've permabanned me. Which a lot of people wish would happen here.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:31 am to Gradual_Stroke
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Shaggy could start a thread about literally any topic and would end up discussing aggy.
Very true.
My nice thing: they do a decent job of keeping multiple discussions in just a few threads.
I prefer the Rant way of making threads more though.
This post was edited on 12/14/14 at 11:43 am
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:34 am to pioneerbasketball
Make a good warm up game for mid tier SEC schools.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:41 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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I don't want to sound culturally insensitive, and they may very well beat us in a game of collegiate tackle football...but people that went to Arkansas for undergrad---they know that school is kind of a running joke academically in other parts of the country, right? Like, it's not just us busting chops before the big game---like it's a glorified community college in a state already not exactly known for its academic prowess.
Texas fans think their school is the Harvard of the hill country
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:46 am to wmr
It is not hard to avoid a ban. My account there has a lot of positive rep.
This post was edited on 12/14/14 at 11:55 am
Posted on 12/14/14 at 12:05 pm to cardboardboxer
It's hard if you have a contrary opinion to the circle-jerk.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 12:07 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Say Something Nice About ShaggyBevo
No thanks.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 12:21 pm to BamainbigD
They have a thread making fun of the Auburn kid that just got shot. Texas fans, y'all. frick 'em.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 12:23 pm to Gradual_Stroke
frick Texas and their shitty fans. Im so glad Bama destroyed their program.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 12:25 pm to AgCoug
Its pretty easy to build rep if you just post girly pics when someone else melts. That gives you credibility. And you are correct you cannot engage in direct discussion of some things, so in order to stir the pot there you have to be subtle.
I do things like extending uncomfortable (for them) conversations with strategic bumping. Or implanting new ideas in a thread with a heresay tactic like "Now I know some say Charlie Strong sucks at recruiting because he hasn't had a huge commit, but I think...," which always leads to some mouthbreather in their fan base running with that ("Hell yeah Charlie hasn't had a big commit!") and they ruin that thread or other ones for me. It is like the forum equivalent of Inception.
It is a lot harder to cause mischief there than say here, but for a linguist like me the coding challenge is fun. Their bullshite, fratboy-esc bravado about large penises and fricking promiscuous women is actually pretty easy to ape with just a little practice, and all the rest is hiding your landmines where some of the smarter ones can't see them.
Basically think of everything corndogs do to troll on here and do the opposite.
I do things like extending uncomfortable (for them) conversations with strategic bumping. Or implanting new ideas in a thread with a heresay tactic like "Now I know some say Charlie Strong sucks at recruiting because he hasn't had a huge commit, but I think...," which always leads to some mouthbreather in their fan base running with that ("Hell yeah Charlie hasn't had a big commit!") and they ruin that thread or other ones for me. It is like the forum equivalent of Inception.
It is a lot harder to cause mischief there than say here, but for a linguist like me the coding challenge is fun. Their bullshite, fratboy-esc bravado about large penises and fricking promiscuous women is actually pretty easy to ape with just a little practice, and all the rest is hiding your landmines where some of the smarter ones can't see them.
Basically think of everything corndogs do to troll on here and do the opposite.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 12:28 pm to cardboardboxer
Sometimes I forget you're the smartest poster on the Rant.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 12:34 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Because I post such inane shite sometimes. Seriously like two Shiners and the corndog deep down shines through. 
Oh and I am not the smartest poster on the Rant. That honor goes to Random, easily. He has dropped refereneces I had to Google more than once. When you think about it, logic dictates it should be a Vandy fan.
Oh and I am not the smartest poster on the Rant. That honor goes to Random, easily. He has dropped refereneces I had to Google more than once. When you think about it, logic dictates it should be a Vandy fan.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 12:35 pm to cardboardboxer
I might make a new account and give this a try during the offseason. Good tips.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 12:38 pm to pioneerbasketball
I laughed when we beat their arse and put a brown paper bag over bevo's head on their site.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 12:40 pm to UMRealist
What's funny is that liberal arse Austin banned the use of disposable shopping bags, so they would need to grab one of their NPR free totebags to put on their cow mascot's head in real life.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 12:48 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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They have a thread making fun of the Auburn kid that just got shot.
Seriously?
Posted on 12/14/14 at 12:51 pm to pioneerbasketball
That surprises you?
It shouldn't.
I'm glad you started this thread, though.
It shows me where the SEC Rant has picked up its wannabe horn jargon & mentality.
It shouldn't.
I'm glad you started this thread, though.
It shows me where the SEC Rant has picked up its wannabe horn jargon & mentality.
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