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re: Say something nice about each sec team in your division

Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:23 am to
Posted by WithaRebelYell
Bristol TN
Member since Jan 2013
4859 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:23 am to
Alabama- Your Coach

Auburn- I love when yall beat Bama

Arkansas- Berts wife needs more bikini pictures

LSU- I like Corn dogs too.

MSU- Elite dawgs needs its own show on comedy central.

Aggie- Thank you for Johnny Manziel
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:29 am to
Missouri - Their fans lterally thanked me for "letting them join the conference" in their first SEC game.
South Carolina - I like Darius Rucker
Florida - Their campus isn't in Starkville.
Kentucky - I like bourbon and horses.
Vanderbilt - I fricking love Nashville and that you own Auburn.
Tennesee - I like that you don't realize that Butch Jones is a modern day Jim Donnan.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30077 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:42 am to
Auburn: Love Gus as a play caller. You don't stop the power run? Expect to see it until you do.

Miss State: Mullins has made MSU a tough out in the SEC line-up.

OM: They've taken the spotlight off UA/AU as far as questionable recruiting

ARK: Second favorite SEC program (My father is from Bradley County)

LSU: Les has the Tigers playing at an elite level. They are a great benchmark to measure your own program against.

Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:41 am to
LSU- you will always be at worst a decent team because of all the talent in your state

Ole Miss- You guys are always having a good time

Miss State- There is a part of me that always wants to raise a family on a farm

Auburn- You guys are good at keeping the prison population under control with your rehabilitaion program, I mean football team.

A&M- Live in the best state

Bama- Can't deny your winning program



Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24148 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:47 am to
Miss St - Mullen is doing a good job, and making y'all more competitive than ever, in my lifetime.

Auburn - when Bama is the strongest in my lifetime, y'all haven't laid down, but stepped it up.

Mississippi - Your boosters aren't fricking around

LSU - might be the last unique part of America. And whenever we play, it's a battle.

Arkansas - y'all keep improving every year. Bert is looking like a good hire.

Texas A&M - Potential is through the roof. And they definitely give the best head in the SEC.
Posted by MIZZOU_JP
Member since Apr 2015
1813 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:48 am to
UGA - I own an American Bulldog so I like Bulldogs

Florida - Great tradition and history

SC - I like their program. They were on the cusp of some thing great (not last year), kind of like my team.

Tenn - Smokey is a cool dog.

Vandy. Theys Smart

UK - Awesome Basketball program
Posted by Austin Cajun
Austin, Tejas
Member since Aug 2013
1884 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:58 am to
Ms st: Congrats on running over us like a freight train last year
Mississippi: I really enjoy your drunk sorostitute interviews
Auburn: So many mascots
Bama: Here's to another year of no holding penalties
A&m: Speedy sells the best weed I've ever had
Arkansas: You got a Canes, now there's a reason to actually stop there if I drive through
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:02 pm to
UF: frick you, but you consistently have a very good defense. Like us, too good not to come back at some point
UGA: cool campus, hot females, most consistently good team in the East.
UK: carries the conference in basketball. Stoops is improving the football team
SC: thanks for helping us the past two years with our comeback. Also OBC is legendary
Mizzou: everyone always counts you out, but you exceed expectations. Of course you're going to take a step down this year hahahahahaha
Vandy: you kind of save this conference from being regarded as an academic wasteland.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:05 pm to
Well, since I have been mean lately, why not:


Alabama - thank you for taking Bear and giving us Fran. Also, for not hanging a full hundy on our shitty team last year. Very kind of you.

Auburn - thank you for turning the ball over on pourpose so many times. We needed a good win after such a horrid run of shitty football.

Arky. - thank you for purposely abandoning the run and throwing the game to get us to OT. We needed that very important victory.

Ole Miss. - thank you for maximizing the number of attendees to allow A&M to set a record for single-game attendance in you beatdown last year.

State - thanks for prison-pounding our fay asses. We love rough sex.

LSU - thank you for running all over our D and making way for our new DC.

Posted by athens-ga
athens, ga
Member since Jun 2013
1298 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:10 pm to
Florida: Mascot is living dinosaur.
Kentucky: Always good for an upset (sometimes us).
SC: Spurrier
Mizzou: Do so much with so little.
Auburn (should be in East): The eagle brings tears to my eyes and I'm not even lukewarm towards Auburn on any other subject (maybe their architecture school).
Tennessee: I've got nothing.

Vanderbilt: My parents met there: I will always be grateful to you.
Posted by HoudinisHat
Queens Road West
Member since Aug 2015
30 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:12 pm to
Aggies can take a mean dick.
Mississippi State isn't as trashy as everyone says.
Alabama houndstooth isn't that ugly.
Auburn players aren't all degenerate thieves.
Old Miss isn't that racist.
Bert isn't that fat.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16193 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:17 pm to
Ole Miss - I love the traditional uniforms. Need to keep the powder blue helmets.
Miss State - kindred land grant school. We used to get along pre Cam. Hope it returns to the good times in a few more years after the friction calms down.
Arkansas - Love your mascot. One of the most unique in CFB.
LSU - love your colors. represent your region and look great, especially the all whites.
Texas A&M - probably did the best job of joining a conference in history. Great attitude and great fans at the games.
Alabama - great job putting intense pressure on your administration to hire a coach like the one you have. Refusing to settle for second best makes you an arse, but it gets results.


Now, I will go take a bath.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24148 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

A&m: Speedy sells the best weed I've ever had


If the best weed you've ever had came from a teenager from the westbank, you've never had good weed.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:32 pm to
Posted by MoneyShot
Member since Jan 2013
4319 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:34 pm to
Auburn: My favorite series from the early to mid 2000s. Loved the style of play.

Alabama: My current favorite series for the same reason as stated above.

State: I always root for State when they're not playing LSU. Although I was born in BR, half my family is from Laurel and the other half from Greenville.

Arkansas: My favorite place to visit for away basketball games.

Ole Miss: Your girls are hot.

aTm*: Best trolls on the rant.

*frick aTm
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19129 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:36 pm to
Georgia - Herschel Walker was/is my favorite SEC player ever
Missouri - You are trying hard not to be Yankees...keep it up
Vanderbilt - You suck again, so it is easy not to hate you
Kentucky - The SEC opponent I have seen play the most...you don't completely suck
South Carolina - Thanks for keeping Spurrier in the SEC...it is more fun with him in it
Florida - Thank you for keeping jorts in fashion
Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
4138 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:40 pm to
USC - not the most delusional fan base anymore with UTk's decline
UF - don't cheat a lot
VU- They smart
KY- They beat LSU a few years back
Mizz- Gays can play football too
UTk-
Posted by elit4ce05
Member since Jun 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:46 pm to
AU-their women don't stink as bad as fat women usually do.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:49 pm to
Florida - Impressive how competitive y'all are in sports overall.

Georgia - Love the color scheme. "Between The Hedges" is cool.

Kentucky - Basketball.

Missouri - Exceeding expectations.

South Carolina - Spurrier is a classic. Bruce Ellington drove me crazy, he was spectacular.

Tennessee - Your football coach looks like a bull terrier.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86463 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

something nice about each sec team in your division


All: they aren't tech
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