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Posted on 12/10/12 at 8:48 am to Roaad
I would imagine you would keep Miles. 
Posted on 12/10/12 at 8:52 am to Roaad
We are currently working on an experimental cloning process. Scientists have taken skin samples from the stepstool that Saban scrapes his knees on at the water fountain in the athletic complex and paired them with DNA from saliva remnants on some old Chesterfield butts found snuffed out in empty whiskey bottles in Bryant's old office.
The initial attempt at producing the SaBear droid resulted in a creature that drank and smoked so heavily it made its own arse quit.
The initial attempt at producing the SaBear droid resulted in a creature that drank and smoked so heavily it made its own arse quit.
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:14 am to sawfiddle
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We are currently working on an experimental cloning process. Scientists have taken skin samples from the stepstool that Saban scrapes his knees on at the water fountain in the athletic complex and paired them with DNA from saliva remnants on some old Chesterfield butts found snuffed out in empty whiskey bottles in Bryant's old office.
The initial attempt at producing the SaBear droid resulted in a creature that drank and smoked so heavily it made its own arse quit.
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:18 am to Roaad
That coach who did the cats/dogs rant a while back.
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:19 am to Legend13
Professor Snape since he has no personality and all
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:21 am to sawfiddle
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The initial attempt at producing the SaBear droid resulted in a creature that drank and smoked so heavily it made its own arse quit.
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:23 am to AllBamaDoesIsWin
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Kirby Smart, but we would NOT take a hire that wouldn't leave us at the top. We would offer anything for the best coach out there. This fan base will not tolerate anything less.
Said every fanbase, ever.
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:23 am to AllBamaDoesIsWin
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Kirby Smart, but we would NOT take a hire that wouldn't leave us at the top. We would offer anything for the best coach out there. This fan base will not tolerate anything less.
Does your history prove this?
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:25 am to TenTex
I think they would offer:
(1) Patterson
(2) Miles...seriously
(3) Al Golden
(4) Pete Carroll
(5) Mora
(1) Patterson
(2) Miles...seriously
(3) Al Golden
(4) Pete Carroll
(5) Mora
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:27 am to Roaad
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:35 am to DeltaDoc
You really think Miles would be the second person we call?
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:39 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
I think u make miles tell u no. Then me persoannly I would talk to sumlin. Think he would be great @ bama. Would also cotact harbaugh. Call bob stoops as well. Although he hasn't had the epic success there is no doubt he a very accomplished coach. Possibly david shaw as well.
This post was edited on 12/10/12 at 9:41 am
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:41 am to Roaad
Jim Donnan ftmfw
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:51 am to rammerjammer24
I don't think Sumlin would go to Bama. He's building his own legacy here. Why would he want to follow the greatest football coach of the modern era? That'd be like following Elvis. Career killer.
This post was edited on 12/10/12 at 9:52 am
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:55 am to Gradual_Stroke
and I'll hold my opinion on sumlin till he wins consistently at A&M without Johnny.
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:55 am to Roaad
Urban Meyer
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:59 am to Gradual_Stroke
Lulz. Im sure a&m is his last stop. . Im not saying he would take the job but I sure would make him tell me no.
. Im not saying he would take the job but I sure would make him tell me no. Posted on 12/10/12 at 10:05 am to Roaad
Dooley is available...
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