Roll Tide! Analysis of all SEC teams.

It's been a great season, everyone. Impressive teams were Florida, where a first year phenom coach took them right to the Spurrier years his first time at the controls.

Tennessee is back and only lost most of their games by just a few points, actually. So, that is true and Tennessee is going to be a force next year. The QB with the leprosy is going to be unstoppable.

Ole Miss is getting better every single season and their coach is not a cartoon character.

Starkville is, per capita, the nation's leader in illegal gambling and shot houses. Prostitution runs rampant and violent crime follows closely behind.

LSU has a coach that likely will be interred in the Hall of Fame before he passes away. That is just how good, overall, Les Miles has been while in Red Stick. What a catastrophic mess they made of his potential dismissal; it was shameful and pitiful.

Where's Muschamp now? Silly auNecks. They just aren't going to get a very high quality coach down there in Opelika. No one wants to go there and once you are there, you are just there.

Your big trip is to Columbus freaking jAwJa if you want to leave the desolation and all consuming boredom of Lee County.

South Carolina is going to miss the Ole Ball Coach and no coach will be as good at golf as he was. So, there goes a lot of your booster money. Happy?

Missouri - They plan to succeed from the racist slave master states of the Deep Ugly South.

Arkansas = Bret Bielema's wife is pretty, but not any prettier than thousands of mountain women up in de hills of Fayetteville.

A&M - Who the hell really knows? They likely won't field a team by bowl time.