re: Rivalry Games that aren't named (but should be)

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LSU doesn't have a rival.

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This.

LSU be like, I wanna play.

Bama be like, we play Auburn.
Auburn be like, we play Bama.
Misses Ippi be like we play State.
Misses Ippi's tate be like we play black bears.
Arkie be like, we do ATM in the back. Soooie!
ATM be like, Arkie be our dudes from way back, nachoo.

Missouri be like, we da real Tigers and we wanna be in the Big Teneleven.
Kentucky be like, who dat got dat basketball?
Tennessee be like, we play Vandy, Bama, Flawda, and Jawja.
Georgia be like, we play Florida.
Florida be like, we play Georgia.
Vandy be like, we play Tennessee.
South Carolina be like, we play Klemscum and Gorja.