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Posted on 8/21/14 at 11:31 pm to AU66
He has been an OC for how long with all the outlier circumstances stemming from last season and you want to talk about him being a HC... How long did it take Malzahn to get the gig at Ark st.?
Posted on 8/21/14 at 11:31 pm to LandofDixie
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I'd out him in the same class as Kirby Smart. Under the tutelage of one of the GOAT coaches, but untested at a head coaching position. Both should gun for a HC job at an Virginia or a Arkansas-type place before being considered by a big SEC school.
So avoid the Muschamp?
Posted on 8/21/14 at 11:35 pm to Recruitingjunkie
How long was Kingsburry an OC before he got his chance?
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 11:38 pm
Posted on 8/21/14 at 11:39 pm to AU66
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How long was Kingsberry an OC before he got his chance?
At the school he was QB for... If Lashlee gets the gig after Bert, understandable.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 11:46 pm to hawgfaninc
Lashlee will be a HC one day. Still a "little bit" young and might have to go be an OC for somebody other than Malzahn to prove its not Gus pulling all the strings.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 11:50 pm to AU66
You're probably an Awbun fan if...
- You have your coffee with two lumps ...your wife and your mother-in-law!
- You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'
- You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
- Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
- You've ever used lard in bed.
- There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
- You consider a 6-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
- The primary color of your car is "bondo".
- You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
- More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
- Your home has more miles on it than your car.
- Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
- You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
- You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
- The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
- Your family tree doesn't fork.
- Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
- You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
- You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
- You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
- Your wife says she wants to see the world and you buy her a map.
- You feed your dogs so poorly that they commit suicide.
- Fewer than half of your cars run.
- Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her butt.
- You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
- Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sporting event.
- The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
- Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
- You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
- Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
- The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
- You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.
- The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
- Your favorite christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
- You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
- You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
- You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
- The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?"
- You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
- You have your coffee with two lumps ...your wife and your mother-in-law!
- You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'
- You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
- Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
- You've ever used lard in bed.
- There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
- You consider a 6-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
- The primary color of your car is "bondo".
- You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
- More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
- Your home has more miles on it than your car.
- Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
- You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
- You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
- The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
- Your family tree doesn't fork.
- Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
- You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
- You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
- You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
- Your wife says she wants to see the world and you buy her a map.
- You feed your dogs so poorly that they commit suicide.
- Fewer than half of your cars run.
- Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her butt.
- You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
- Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sporting event.
- The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
- Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
- You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
- Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
- The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
- You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.
- The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
- Your favorite christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
- You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
- You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
- You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
- The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?"
- You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:03 am to Recruitingjunkie
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If Lashlee gets the gig after Bert, understandable.
That will never happen.
If it doesn't work out with Bert, the foundation here will be strong as hell and the job will attract another top notch coach looking to make a change and be given all the tools needed to succeed in the most powerful conference in the country working for the one of the best AD's in the country.
We could snag Charlie Strong, Miles, MacIntyre at Colorado (who took that job too soon), Doeren, Fedora, Craig Bohl, Freeze, Gary Andersen, DeRuyter, or what is a better chance is hiring Dowell Loggains from the NFL, or maybe take a begging Malzahn if he doesn't leave Auburn smoldering on probation.
We'll not be looking to Lashlee for anything in the next 10 years.
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:05 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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Charlie Strong
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Malzahn
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:07 am to HempHead
One
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:10 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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and the job will attract another top notch coach
You lost me here. Another? You have been through two coaches since the last time you had a top notch coach.
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:10 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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Someone will hire him.
arky will be looking to keep up in 2016...could be a decent option
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:15 am to LSUNV
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You're probably an Awbun fan if...
- You have your coffee with two lumps ...your wife and your mother-in-law!
- You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'
- You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
- Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
- You've ever used lard in bed.
- There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
- You consider a 6-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
- The primary color of your car is "bondo".
- You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
- More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
- Your home has more miles on it than your car.
- Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
- You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
- You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
- The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
- Your family tree doesn't fork.
- Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
- You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
- You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
- You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
- Your wife says she wants to see the world and you buy her a map.
- You feed your dogs so poorly that they commit suicide.
- Fewer than half of your cars run.
- Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her butt.
- You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
- Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sporting event.
- The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
- Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
- You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
- Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
- The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
- You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.
- The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
- Your favorite christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
- You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
- You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
- You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
- The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?"
- You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
dude...I knew you were pathetic but christ man...why don't you do something original, rather than copy/paste jokes that may have landed in the 90s
I just feel bad for you and pray you never have children...or else these are funny to you because you're so old that you're slightly (strongly) mentally disabled now
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:15 am to LSUNV
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You're probably an Awbun fan if...
You're probably an unfunny hack. No if.
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:23 am to beaver
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dude...I knew you were pathetic but christ man...why don't you do something original, rather than copy/paste jokes that may have landed in the 90s I just feel bad for you and pray you never have children...or else these are funny to you because you're so old that you're slightly (strongly) mentally disabled now
Yada, yada, yada
Same shite Same shitty threads
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:23 am to LSUNV
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LSUNV
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Whoopassville
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:24 am to Gradual_Stroke
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You're probably an unfunny hack. No if.
Shouldn't you be blowing a goat or be under the milking table
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:24 am to HempHead
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:26 am to LSUNV
How old are you? I have you pegged for Peej-esque
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:28 am to beaver
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How old are you? I have you pegged for Peej-esque
Old Enough to know it, wise enough to get it and good enough to win it
This post was edited on 8/22/14 at 12:29 am
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