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Refit complete, Mark Richt has loss control of tFlagship
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:10 pm
Many of you have enjoyed our time in port. You call our coach by the wrong name, make fun of his weight and seem to barely recall the time when we owned tRant and were the beacon of truth and utter dominance in the conference. Indeed, most of you imagine us this way:
It's true, sometimes we have felt like things were never going to get better. We have been beaten and battered into dry dock for far too long. These days are over:
We are a sinking ship no more, prepare yourselves Georgia. Everyone should be prepared. Once tFlagship is afloat it will not sink easily as the extra flotation added for the O-line and coaches makes it all the harder to go down. Let me just say it, we are back, and we aren't headed back to port for a long time. Tickets for upcoming barrages are available, spread the word to tLandmass, tDecline and tYankee. But first, the puppies walk the plank.
It's true, sometimes we have felt like things were never going to get better. We have been beaten and battered into dry dock for far too long. These days are over:
We are a sinking ship no more, prepare yourselves Georgia. Everyone should be prepared. Once tFlagship is afloat it will not sink easily as the extra flotation added for the O-line and coaches makes it all the harder to go down. Let me just say it, we are back, and we aren't headed back to port for a long time. Tickets for upcoming barrages are available, spread the word to tLandmass, tDecline and tYankee. But first, the puppies walk the plank.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:11 pm to Pigimus Prime
:inwiththefuryof1000ins:
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:12 pm to Pigimus Prime
Is that Bert venting gas from his last ocean cruise?
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:12 pm to Pigimus Prime
Hold that thought, and we shall talk again next week around this time.
But it had better be with a new post, as you are not allowed to bump old posts now, for some reason.
But it had better be with a new post, as you are not allowed to bump old posts now, for some reason.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:12 pm to Pigimus Prime
Until you find some new way to lose in the final couple minutes.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:12 pm to Pigimus Prime
This is still at thing?
Looks around
I'm being told this isn't a thing any more. That should wrap this up. See you for . . . baseball, I guess.
Looks around
I'm being told this isn't a thing any more. That should wrap this up. See you for . . . baseball, I guess.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:14 pm to therick711
Seems you missed the point, hopefully I won't see you at all.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:14 pm to Pigimus Prime
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You call our coach by the wrong name, make fun of his weight and seem to barely recall the time when we owned tRant and were the bacon of truth and udder dominance in the conference.
FIFY. Bert's pork belly and gynecomastia are the envy of the conference.
This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 5:16 pm
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:16 pm to Pigimus Prime
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Seems you missed the point, hopefully I won't see you at all.
If I got in my time machine and went to 2011, I could retrieve the point for you and the joke in its pristine funny condition. Unfortunately, as it stands, it is just a three year old joke rendered unfunny by constant use.
This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:17 pm to Pigimus Prime
I'd say let's have a ban bet but as history shows Arky fans aren't men and welch on that kind of thing.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:18 pm to olddawg26
Ban bets arent allowed silly.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:21 pm to 870Hog
Or whatever you tools did with the barn
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:21 pm to 870Hog
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Ban bets arent allowed silly.
Which is wise. Ban bets are childish.
But I wouldn't touch this game, regardless. I've thought since pre-season that Arkansas might kick our arse in this game, I was just hoping you would've kicked some other SEC team's arse before ours so we wouldn't be Bert's first.
Anyway, regardless, good luck to you and here's to no injuries.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:23 pm to olddawg26
I didnt do any bet with aubby. I had a sig bet with aggie
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:25 pm to 870Hog
Oh you're the only hog fan hereo
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:25 pm to GoldenDawg
Im hoping our players come out pissed the fk off.
AC3 had to sit the first Q of the bama game because he missed a team meeting during the bye week and didnt really get much carrys so he should be fresh.
AC3 had to sit the first Q of the bama game because he missed a team meeting during the bye week and didnt really get much carrys so he should be fresh.
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