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Rank the SEC coaches based on looks
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:00 pm
1. Saban
2. Freeze
3. Sumlin
4. The guy from MIZZ
5. Mullen
6. Muschamp
7. Coach O
8. Jones
9. Smart
10. Stoops
11.mason
12. Coach Mac
13. Malzahn
14. Bret Bielma
2. Freeze
3. Sumlin
4. The guy from MIZZ
5. Mullen
6. Muschamp
7. Coach O
8. Jones
9. Smart
10. Stoops
11.mason
12. Coach Mac
13. Malzahn
14. Bret Bielma
This post was edited on 10/18/16 at 11:16 pm
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Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:00 pm to LSULyle00690
Gay.
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:01 pm to LSULyle00690
Check your inbox. Aggy board invite incoming.
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:01 pm to LSULyle00690
Offseason Aggy thread
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:01 pm to LSULyle00690
You KNOW you'd rather have Mason with his ankles between his ears and Bert Beeleema behind you.
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:01 pm to LSULyle00690
Another aTm thread 
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:03 pm to LSULyle00690
How can you tell when an op is gay?????
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:04 pm to LSULyle00690
Wait Bert wasn't pretty enough to even make the list? You don't like em husky?
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:05 pm to LSULyle00690
Lyle wayyyy too low
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:07 pm to LSULyle00690
Whatever happened to this guy? We Aggies miss him.
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:08 pm to LSULyle00690
We got this one.
Our guy is smokin'.
It is what it is, gentlemen.
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Our guy is smokin'.
It is what it is, gentlemen.
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:08 pm to LSULyle00690
I wish I could downvote the OP a few hundred times rather than just once.
Hell, I may spend the rest of the night making @hotmail @gmail alters just to downvote this guy.
This is an example of why we cannot have nice things around here.
Hell, I may spend the rest of the night making @hotmail @gmail alters just to downvote this guy.
This is an example of why we cannot have nice things around here.
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:09 pm to derSturm37
Damn it's like Bert ate a whole hog and then someone ate Bert
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:16 pm to EKG
This post was edited on 10/18/16 at 11:34 pm
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:56 pm to LSULyle00690
What kind of gay&m shite is this?
Posted on 10/19/16 at 12:25 am to LSULyle00690
Saw some wierd shite on here but mannn this tops it all... 
Posted on 10/19/16 at 12:27 am to LSULyle00690
LSU fans are heauxmeauxsexuals
Posted on 10/19/16 at 6:35 am to AggieDub14
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Check your inbox. Aggy board invite incoming.
Don't do it Aggies, would any self respecting gay man put Freeze #2 on this list? No, he's an imposter.
Posted on 10/19/16 at 6:55 am to LSULyle00690
First off, gay.
Second, everybody knows the 10/80/10 rule. No? Well, for us non-Aggies that are also comfortable enough in our manhood to comment on another man's appearance, lemme explain.
Heterosexual men can tell the top 10%, and the bottom 10%...so if a dude is really good looking, or really ugly. The middle 80%, we hetero,cisgenders think they just all look like dudes. Just normal looking dudes.
So, having said all that, 2. Freeze? What in the frick? The guy looks like a beaver that just bit into a lemon? The only top 10%'s and it's a maybe, are Sumlin and Saban...and not Saban now, but Saban 20 years ago before he started washing down geritol with ensure for every meal.
Bottom 10% 1. Orgeron 2. Bert 3. Freeze 4. Beaver#2 in jorts
The rest are just dudes..and if you can do anything with that middle 80%, Aggie...err...gay.
Second, everybody knows the 10/80/10 rule. No? Well, for us non-Aggies that are also comfortable enough in our manhood to comment on another man's appearance, lemme explain.
Heterosexual men can tell the top 10%, and the bottom 10%...so if a dude is really good looking, or really ugly. The middle 80%, we hetero,cisgenders think they just all look like dudes. Just normal looking dudes.
So, having said all that, 2. Freeze? What in the frick? The guy looks like a beaver that just bit into a lemon? The only top 10%'s and it's a maybe, are Sumlin and Saban...and not Saban now, but Saban 20 years ago before he started washing down geritol with ensure for every meal.
Bottom 10% 1. Orgeron 2. Bert 3. Freeze 4. Beaver#2 in jorts
The rest are just dudes..and if you can do anything with that middle 80%, Aggie...err...gay.
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