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Rank the potential SEC coaching candidates
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:22 pm
Coach Klein
An offensive genius that can sometimes lose confidence in his playcalling abilities. Needs great leaders on his roster to bring him out of his shell. Worked wonders at a Sun Belt school in Louisiana. Knows the SEC landscape. Already owns the big University in Louisiana.
Coach Bud Kilmer
Hard nosed, old school coach that will do anything to win. A resume as thick as War and Peace. A relic in the state of Texas that doesn't put up with this namby pamby oopty oop spread offense bullshite. Stick a needle in your knee, rub some dirt on your face and get your arse back in the game.
Was falsly accused by millennial pvssies of being too mean and was fired. Ready to return to the game he loves.
Coach Eric Taylor
Great at managing boosters and druggy players. We know he can recruit because gawd daym Tammy Taylor is fine. Has a flair for the dramatic as all his games are won on 75 yard TD runs and passes on the last play. Knows how to create a program from scratch and compete with the big dog program across the street. Developer of quarterbacks. Knows his way around the backroads of West Texas. However, his college coaching career is light, include a quick resignation as QB coach at highly regarded TMU.
Coach Burt Cotton
LOL naw, nobody would ever hire this bozo
Coach Hayden Fox
A veteran college football coach at Minnesota State, Fox was able to win football games in some far north conference with a staff of only 2 coaches. Fox left State for the pathetic Orlando Breakers, but is now itching to get back into college ball along with his all-American staff. He seems a bit too happy and easy going to win in the SEC. Would he commit to the cheating and underhanded attitude necessary to winning in this conference? Only experience is in the Great Lakes, and we know what that gets you (see BERT, BERT).
Honorable Mention
Danny O'Shea (he'll bring The Icebox)
Wally Rigg (he'll bring Kathy Ireland)
Pete Bell (recruiting coordinator)
Jimmy McGinty (he'll bring the old hat)
An offensive genius that can sometimes lose confidence in his playcalling abilities. Needs great leaders on his roster to bring him out of his shell. Worked wonders at a Sun Belt school in Louisiana. Knows the SEC landscape. Already owns the big University in Louisiana.
Coach Bud Kilmer
Hard nosed, old school coach that will do anything to win. A resume as thick as War and Peace. A relic in the state of Texas that doesn't put up with this namby pamby oopty oop spread offense bullshite. Stick a needle in your knee, rub some dirt on your face and get your arse back in the game.
Was falsly accused by millennial pvssies of being too mean and was fired. Ready to return to the game he loves.
Coach Eric Taylor
Great at managing boosters and druggy players. We know he can recruit because gawd daym Tammy Taylor is fine. Has a flair for the dramatic as all his games are won on 75 yard TD runs and passes on the last play. Knows how to create a program from scratch and compete with the big dog program across the street. Developer of quarterbacks. Knows his way around the backroads of West Texas. However, his college coaching career is light, include a quick resignation as QB coach at highly regarded TMU.
Coach Burt Cotton
LOL naw, nobody would ever hire this bozo
Coach Hayden Fox
A veteran college football coach at Minnesota State, Fox was able to win football games in some far north conference with a staff of only 2 coaches. Fox left State for the pathetic Orlando Breakers, but is now itching to get back into college ball along with his all-American staff. He seems a bit too happy and easy going to win in the SEC. Would he commit to the cheating and underhanded attitude necessary to winning in this conference? Only experience is in the Great Lakes, and we know what that gets you (see BERT, BERT).
Honorable Mention
Danny O'Shea (he'll bring The Icebox)
Wally Rigg (he'll bring Kathy Ireland)
Pete Bell (recruiting coordinator)
Jimmy McGinty (he'll bring the old hat)
This post was edited on 10/2/17 at 4:26 pm
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Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:26 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Kilmer would be perfect for A&M to toughen us up and execute pay for play schemes. Taylor is too straight laced
shite THEM BOYS IS HAVIN THE TIME A THEY LIVES
shite THEM BOYS IS HAVIN THE TIME A THEY LIVES
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:26 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Bud could frick some shite up in the SEC
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:27 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
I'm surprised Bud Kilmer hasn't started committing acts of domestic terrorism across the great state of Texas to stop the spread of pvssy arse spread football.
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:28 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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er would be perfect for A&M to toughen us up and execute pay for play schemes. Taylor is too straight laced
Taylor can't even deal with Buddy Garrity.
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shite THEM BOYS IS HAVIN THE TIME A THEY LIVES
HE USED TO HAMMER MY ARSE THE EXACT SAME WAY 27 YEARS AGO!
This post was edited on 10/2/17 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:30 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Who would not want this stud walking the sidelines :nohomo:
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:35 pm to LanierSpots
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Who would not want this stud walking the sidelines :nohomo:
I thought Jack Lengyel and Herman Boone might be a little old at 77 and 81.
But, then again, this guy is rolling hard in the paint at 77
This post was edited on 10/2/17 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:36 pm to SummerOfGeorge
want
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:36 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Coach Molly McGrath
Hard-nosed and can motivate her teams for their big games. She would be an ESPN darling and guarantee prime time TV slots. It may be a tough transition from high school to college, however.
Hard-nosed and can motivate her teams for their big games. She would be an ESPN darling and guarantee prime time TV slots. It may be a tough transition from high school to college, however.
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:39 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Hayden Fox beat Alabama with fricking Minnesota State. Write that man a blank check.
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:41 pm to harmonics
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Hayden Fox beat Alabama with fricking Minnesota State. Write that man a blank check.
Yea, but it was Stallings first year and he's been living off it ever since.
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:45 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Not entirely fictional, but LSU should reach out to Buddy Stephens.
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:49 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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it was Stallings first year and he's been living off it ever since
True, he also had Patrick Star on his staff.
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